I spend some extra money on an anti-grafitti coating. you know some karen is gonna come paint over it

Shouldnt that technically be fraud?

Canada has its own level of stupid stuff. American stupid is probably worse but we know how to navigate the stupid a bit better.

And if you are in a sharp curve with no forgiveness on your shoulder, your eyes are on the road in front of you, not minding your spedometer.

He should, but why is Gamora?

The problem is that even a minor fender bender could end up with the driver of a car getting a vehicular homicide charge rather than a ticket.

The leprechauns. The leprechauns are laughing. Their laughter haunts my dreams. 

They also promised that abortion bans would always make allowances for medical need, as well as r___ or i____.

Dear Netflix,

I am an unproven director. And I am much less expensive than Carl Erik Rinsch.

You mean those process and institutions that the conservative sabotaged at every opportunity?

Electoral process in a nutshell. 

Sadly this is the truth. Its not about right and wrong. Its about math. One choice is dramatically worse than the other. Black people have been voting for 150 years in this country. If you think they didnt hold their nose to vote more than a few times, youre crazy. Whatever damage Biden does will pale in comparison to…

“…shows that Musk really isn’t the genius that many make him out to be”

You go out for boiled shoe? We have boiled shoe at home.

Dear SEC...

Technically true considering its called Wonder Woman 1984. I mean we have to make 1982 sequels before we even have to watch that one.

Blasphemy. Its pronounced “gif”.

X gonna give it to ya.
X gonna take it right back.

It figures this universe doesnt have Pizza Balls and you STILL have to pay for food.

30 years for me to get this joke.