Bad pet owners cut off their cat’s toes.

I once watched a majestic bald eagle faceplant into a helicopter.

Its local news. Stupid shenanigans abound.

When its outlined Helvetica Bold, you know its serious.

Im just hoping Wong is at least a strong supporting character and not the manservant he is always portrayed as.

Fair point, Harry. Five points to Gryffindor.

You mean this guy?

Please tell us a race that for a mystical supporting character that would not fit under some stereotype.

Is there a garbage chute?

You could. I’d have to stop for tacos.

Not sure if joking.

Napped for a couple of hours while I had a particularly nasty case of pink eye. When I woke I could not open my eyes. They were crusted completely shut. Had to work my way blindly to the bathroom sink to wash it off. The dried outer crust was bad, but it gets worse. The thick gunk under the eyelid had formed a…

They end double downing on the lie. Denial is easier than admitting they’ve been had. Its not uncommon.

Unfortunately I can’t seem to think of a single argument that would sway a Trump voter. Its like trying to keep lemmings from jumping off a cliff. As much as I’d love to let the lemmings fall, those lemmings are dragging all of our stuff off the cliff with them.

Is this an attempt for a Sarah Palin Supreme Court nomination? To give her some validity as a “judge”? I’m not even kidding. I jokes that Trump would nominate Judge Judy, but this seems more in line with the truth.

A lot of republicans still won't vote for Hillary, because they see her as worse than trump. A lot of Bernie backers would rather vote for trump than Hillary as well. I'd like to think it'd be an easy defeat of trump, but I've been thinking that for six months and that cockroach is still here.

Specifically this. He did the knee jerk reaction to the apple/fbi fight, then did the research, and changed his mind when he discovered he was wrong. He CHANGED HIS MIND when he was wrong! Do you know how much of a rare quality that is in a republican? Or a politician?

Don't know if I can hold it til Japan.

After viewing video: Totally the tailgaters fault. Guy in front wasn’t going too slow. He was passing in a passing lane and could not immediately get over to the right due to incoming traffic.