Enjoy the croissant and rest up! :)

There was a slot open for Tiger Beat boy pop star, and the giant claw machine that picks out some kid decent looking enough who can sing a scale happened to pick Biebs out of the couple hundred identical kids who looked about the same and could sing all the major notes

That was to former person of interest Taylor Kinney

Kim Kardashian cosplay.

Say that five times fast, then nuke the world from orbit.

Well, what else was Pete supposed to do with that $93,000 ring?

She looks like one of the Olsens 

Good for her!

How many times can famous people get engaged? They love getting engaged. Like, SO much.

My initial response was, “Facebook makes a watch, and they named one Red Table Talk? I really don’t understand any. thing. any. more. Let today show that today is the day I am officially old.”

My guess is that the returned ring story was planted by a PR rep, so it would seem less like she paid for the ring herself. 

I think his father was a firefighter. They lived on Staten Island. I don’t think there was any family money before 9/11.

As someone who had an almost identical experience (I mean mas o menos, I am not a celebrity, I also did not immediately get engaged) I’ve been feeling for her so hard ever since he passed. It’s about 4 years on for me and I still get caught up in guilt & grief & anger &.... it is a very unfriendly cocktail of emotions…

Why on earth would she return the ring to him when there is no way on earth she didn’t pay for it herself? *shrugs* 

“After the pair married in September, it was quickly revealed that Bieber had foregone a prenuptial agreement.”

In one week I have gone from not having an opinion on Keira Knightly to deciding that she sounds like she’d be exhausting to hang out with.

Sad state of affairs when birdshit is the preferable choice. 

Let fire take the wheel.

Ford Mucus

Better anti-theft device than a manual transmission.

No.