“They’re both mistaken. The Devil’s Triangle is a lady’s down-there-place.”
-Mike Pence

THE PROPHECY HAS COME!!!!!!  THE DAY OF LIGHT IS NOW UPON US!!!!!

#NeverForget

I mean, if it stops them from all the assault and bar fights...I kind of wish Squee had taught Bart O Kavanaugh this trick.

The hot oil treatment that they really need is the kind that they used to pour from castle battlements

Hopefully someone buys them a V-05 Hot Oil Treatment twin pack as a wedding gift.

What’s this kid rock look he’s got going on?

Man, someone from Texas who Johnny Depp thinks is a friend REALLY hates him. My vote: McConaughey.

Johnny Depp IS a Texas Belt Buckle.

WHat’s his bad reason for the terrible hair?

I don’t understand the point of the Anna Faris photo. She was throwing up and someone took a photo of it while she was not wearing pants? Why would you post that on social media anyway?

When ever I see or hear of celebs spending money like that I get super nervous for them! Like calm down get a nice dependable car, a nice home with good resale value, a few statement pieces if you must and as Lil dicky raps “save dat money!” Do they not have ONE person saying hey maybe don't get the 1,000$ slippers!?!?

Can you imagine Johnny Depp saying that shit in his stupid fake accent? God, what an insufferable turd that man is.

Cardi isn’t managing her money well but nouveau riche is the dumbest insult. People are supposed to be ashamed for earning instead of inheriting their money? Wish that shit had died with Louis XVI

It makes me sad that Anthony Bourdain got involved with someone who reeks of hot garbage as much as Asia Argento. He deserved better.

Cardi can order a hit out on every woman in Queens and it won’t stop Offset from cheating. You just have to throw the whole man out.

A lot of people pointed out that she got shut down as soon as she asked Kavanaugh about the July 1 entry on his calendar after which he became really flustered and agitated, and the Pubs called recess from which the prosecutor did not return.

Why did Kavanaugh say he got into Yale with no connections when his grandfather went there?