I will die on this meaningless hill of the day: Using “gotta” as an abbreviation for “got a” instead of “got to” is madness

Ooh that dirty git, he stole that from Jack Elam!

Could you transition to someone who makes smart jokes?

Don’t have anything to add except that I love Sarah Polley and “Go” was the first movie I took a date to. Great movie that holds up surprisingly well. Really love the Amway gag. 

I really hope that Top Gun Maverick eviscerates this film in a manner similar as Maverick taking out those enemy planes.

Yes, they’ll figure out how to sell overhead prone seating or reclining. You know...kind of like some of us did back in the day when we were much smaller and we laid up on the parcel shelf of say a 1975 Impala until your parents threatened you with bodily harm or your dad slammed on the brakes therefore correcting the…

Instead of paying to check a bag, we should now have to pay to stow a bag in the overhead bin.

“Bill?”

For me, it’s something about a morning-drive rock deejay dutifully broadcasting into the void, with no one possibly listening, as the last few drops of fuel in his generator are spent, that gets me. Maybe it’s because in the same situation, WNYX’s Dave Nelson would be broadcasting news into the wasteland, with…

It all comes down to his face. I have to hand it to Foley--his face drops into such utter despair whenever the song is on and he’s just staring off. It lends the thing a whole other level that is so depressing and also so perfectly Kids in the Hall.

“This is why it is pointless to lose your temper while driving doing anything.”

This is why it is pointless to lose your temper while driving. If you feel yourself getting frustrated, take a minute and a few deep breaths, and do it again properly. And if you still can’t do it, call it undoable and go do something else.

I think you meant REM.

Hi Seth! 

Buffalo winters say hi

Whether or not this gets an A from me depends on whether it includes the greatest fictional character of all time, Regular Sized Rudy 

“Unreasonable easy access to firearms.”

There. I made a much more relevant point and only needed five words to do it.

Spoken like a future mass-shooter pretending that /pol/ isn’t an issue.

I have to say, if it’s a game featuring the entire Mario cast, and I don’t know anything about who’s good or not, then 100% of the time I’m picking Daisy first.

I want a cut of this interview where it’s just silent whenever Fallon opens his mouth.