Cold starts used to be the worst! My dad used to have a contact to do snow removal in my hometown of 2000 people in the mid 1990's. He had a 86 GMC 3/4 ton 4x4, a 95 GMC 3/4 ton 6.5l diesel, and always ended up taking my mom’s 88 Celebrity to town in -30F, as the old Iron Duke was the only thing on the farmstead that…

I can’t wait foe manning to play a genie.

Slowly seems to be the only option. : )

I think the car has plenty of power. 0-60 in 9.1 seconds. It’s a barn burner!

This is the thing that we car lovers don’t understand about the simple ordinary folks - they don’t care about cars. Like, yes, the Versa is totally unlovable piece of, I don’t know, a thing, that is perfectly serviceable and reliable, and unlike their Explorers and Blazers, it was new, a new car. With working AC. And…

Um, the US is a third world country.

Generally speaking, those kind of purges usually start with the people at the bottom because they’re more “replaceable”.

Parker Lewis CAN Lose.  It’ll be about the seriousness of gambling addiction.  Writes itself.

What’s the reading after you smack it around a little bit?

Uh, Ziggy says there’s a 92.3% chance this is going to suck.

WAZZUP!!!!!!!!!!!!  Wait, wrong movie.  Sorry.

Maybe the solution is to have bigger vehicles that can carry more people in one go through the tunnel. If it’s really high volume, maybe link the larger vehicles together in a chain so that they all travel at once all at the same speed.

Worse story I’ve heard is that someone had to put 3 options for a vanity plate. They only had two ideas so for the 3rd, they put noplate.

But kiss your catalytic goodbye!

1,2,3,4, I declare a thumb war.

Yeah, this article is just kind of “terrible comedy influences more terrible comedy.”

Cabin Boy is great and I will die on that hill. 

This year was one of the first years in a while where I thought “I would be happy if any of them won.”

Hey! Take your fascism supporting ass somewhere else, asshole!

The senile diaper-wearing lunatic lost the last election, although he keeps on insisting that he didn’t lose.