Pro tip: get a good TV and a wireless mouse and keyboard and keep doing your gaming from the sofa :)

I’m with you here. I hit my limit last season when he proved to be more or less incompetent time after time. By the end of the final episode, when Gavin told him (something like) “I’ll come after you. You have to know that” my reaction was “I hope Gavin wins.”

On behalf of snowboarders everywhere:

“Why does he have five plungers?”

“For different moods!”

I love that he uses a Chromebook :D

“many others are going absolutely wild for a scant second of Porg footage” is a sentence I’d have to type, check, recheck, and check again before hitting submit. Otherwise I’d screw that up for sure. 

No, see, Qyburn is gonna shout “Joor Zah Frul” first, then someone’s gonna shoot the dragon once it lands

Dear Nintendo:

Please make more than, like, seven of these f—king things this time, you bastards.

Luvya, thanks.

And keep your disco biscuit soundtrack at a low enough volume you can hear the environment around you!

It’s pretty much always funny when the ball gets stuck between the rim and the backboard. Is there anything that sarcastically says “Nice fucking shot” better than that? Never second guess posting it.

A View to a Kill is probably my favorite. Coincidentally, it was just on Starz last night. Grace Jones, Christopher Walken in his early 40s but looking at least a decade younger, and Roger Moore at the height of the cartoony Bond. Loved that movie when I was a kid, still love it now.

And Man with the Golden Gun...…

Quinn Snyder looks like he picked up 17 recruiting violations at Mizzou.

Quinn Snyder looks like he knows everyone assumed he’s been dead for years and were surprised to find out he’s alive, but unsurprised he’s in Utah.

Man... I had to pay ECPI to go to prom with me...

Yeah, I was wondering this, too. A “gritty” Aladdin reboot doesn’t sound all that appealing, but I gotta think that’s the direction Ritchie would take it.

Holy crap, those yokels look pretty much *exactly* like what comes to mind when I think “yokel.”

I loved Where in Time. The NES version came with a pocket abridged encyclopedia so you could look up key elements to get clues. It was so great. A very early “Wow, learning can be FUN!” moment.

M. Night Shyamalan movies don’t have as many compelling twists as this comment. It kept me entertained and awestruck by pivots until the end. Seriously, I cannot recommend this comment enough. Also, I love Tig, too, and your cat sounds adorable.

This is a fun story, but the headline is ridiculous. Who the hell is Phil Mickelson going to hustle? It’s not like one of the most famous golfers in the world can sandbag it for a few holes and someone’s gonna go “Well, he’s the second largest earner in golf history, but.... Fuck it! I’ve got him! Let’s bet big!”

Let’s see:

Aw crap. Didn’t realize I’m gray here. Dammit.