You never know. There is actually a pretty healthy market for babies' foreskin. They use it in face creams... expensive ones.

she keeps it street procreationally as well...

Stewart is a level 10 witch for sure. Paltrow should put her on "ignore" if she knows what's good for her.

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I think the lesson here should be don't bang guys that would secretly video tape you having sex with them.

Their bodies are both wonderlands.

I almost got married because of a situation like this. Having children out of wedlock is a morality contract deal breaker for Catholic school teachers.

He probably didn't consult his pr guy before the hire. But that's cause Sholler is a fucking bitch who's only there to clean up messes, not give his opinion.

and only 1 dumb dumb took the fall for a whole farm of children that were abused by many more powerful peadophiles, I would imagine. The whole focus was on the University not the perps.

I hope we get Josh Gordon back because of this. That would be tits.

"You're with me leather" taking a leadership role in chivalry for ESPN.

Guy could have been a dealer or an addict (looks like meth)... both reasons to avoid police contact.

This is a complex issue.

Hiring the daughters of famous people to be on her show was a smart play by Lena Dunham.

Tell him you're pregnant, see how he responds?

The VMA coverage was thought provoking, powerful stuff. The kind of writing that changes the world, lol.

Yeah, that would be terrible. On the bright side, telling shitty asshole bosses to go fuck themselves is one of the great joys in life.

It's funny... if you observe one person watching TV and another person sitting in meditation, it looks like they're doing the same thing. But they aren't.

Cost of doing business, I would imagine. Calling the cops is poor form. But I guess when a stitute reaches a certain level of popularity, they can get free medical care and pity money from the sad "white knight" Internet jerkoffs that emotionally attach themselves to the object of their masturbations. Kind of like…

ADHD is, though. Science says that teachers should diagnose young males disproportionately and that it should be treated with amphetamines... so take it all in with a grain of salt.