I always pee in the shower. I just hate when my husband comes to peek at me to be sexy and I happen to be peeing right then, but he has never noticed, that I am aware of.

People who think the cat talks back to them? You mean Siamese owners?

I haven't - I've heard of it though.

That's the only plausible explanation for the inclusion. I talk to cats, plants, dogs, and the stuffed animal I've had since I was in the 3rd grade. (not crazy) And I will admit I tend to believe they can understand me on some level. (a little crazy, but harmless) But I would shit my pants if I heard a reply.

Not going to lie, my holdover from my teenage Pagan phase is that I believe that the veil between the worlds of the living and dead it at its thinnest on Samhain (Halloween)....to the point that I insisted Mr. BallofStress and I have our wedding on Oct. 31st so that our deceased family members could 'attend'. So,…

Mine was named Harry Potter (not a fan).

Now he is POTATO.

One of our cat's names was actually "Fuzzle," when we adopted him from the Oregon Humane Society. He is now Satchmo, so named for his voluptuous cheeks.

Magician Grey Murphy, that's my old man cat...

My girl cat's name is Ricky (after Ricky Carmichael, the MXer). I thought she was a boy and when I found out she wasn't, I kept the name. I call her Rick all the time!

True, but I find I'm no longer squeamish in the pursuit of health.

Thanks and I hope you feel better too! Ive had improvement with probiotics and cooking from scratch with food from an organic farm stand. It doesnt bother me as much. Ive heard thst fecal transplants can help CDiff. It's ridiculous that so much of our healthcare is driven by pharmaceutical companies' profit. Ive even…

I know gut health is linked to skin health somehow. I had a terrible skin reaction to a medicine this summer and now im being treated for leaky gut and yeast overgrowth by a naturopath. I dont know if those are fad diagnoses or if 20 years of heavy antibiotic use really did cause problems, but we'll see if it makes a…

God yes. I have also learned the hard way not to drunkenly confront the sexy geishas and sexy Indian maidens wandering the streets of New Orleans, they are not interested in a discussion of race and representation.

OMG YES to this last bit. It's like, OK, I can WRECK MY LIFE and be WILDLY unhappy and be ten pounds thinner or just fucking live and be decent to those around me.

I just fell in an intense internet k hole looking up studies linking ED to GI diseases … I wanted to give you an url in an effort to make any of this any better. My stomach is FUCKED for life and I blow up with hives all the time depending on what I eat. The thing is, my mom isn't mean-spirited. I'm not trapped in…

I tried not to perv too much watching this episode but I'll admit to rewinding the scene where Jamie undresses Claire and where she walk around him naked a few times. I've also watched the entire ep three times since it aired which I never do and will be keeping it on my DVR forever.

I consider each and every one of you a dear friend, so just between us: Is there anything better than a really awesome poo?

I saw Connie Britton outside the office recently and her hair is impossible to look at because it's literally made out of the sun.

You can get brain amoebas for using the neti pot in the shower?

Yeah.

Naturally, about a week after this occurs I start having sinus issues and really, really, really need to use a neti pot to have any hope of surviving them.

So uh. Face. Sink. Uhm. GOD NO WHY. Neti pot in shower? Risking brain ameobas. Whatever.

In other news, I have a splitting headache and no one will convince me…