Mine was named Harry Potter (not a fan).

Now he is POTATO.

One of our cat's names was actually "Fuzzle," when we adopted him from the Oregon Humane Society. He is now Satchmo, so named for his voluptuous cheeks.

Magician Grey Murphy, that's my old man cat...

My girl cat's name is Ricky (after Ricky Carmichael, the MXer). I thought she was a boy and when I found out she wasn't, I kept the name. I call her Rick all the time!

True, but I find I'm no longer squeamish in the pursuit of health.

Thanks and I hope you feel better too! Ive had improvement with probiotics and cooking from scratch with food from an organic farm stand. It doesnt bother me as much. Ive heard thst fecal transplants can help CDiff. It's ridiculous that so much of our healthcare is driven by pharmaceutical companies' profit. Ive even…

I know gut health is linked to skin health somehow. I had a terrible skin reaction to a medicine this summer and now im being treated for leaky gut and yeast overgrowth by a naturopath. I dont know if those are fad diagnoses or if 20 years of heavy antibiotic use really did cause problems, but we'll see if it makes a…

God yes. I have also learned the hard way not to drunkenly confront the sexy geishas and sexy Indian maidens wandering the streets of New Orleans, they are not interested in a discussion of race and representation.

OMG YES to this last bit. It's like, OK, I can WRECK MY LIFE and be WILDLY unhappy and be ten pounds thinner or just fucking live and be decent to those around me.

I just fell in an intense internet k hole looking up studies linking ED to GI diseases … I wanted to give you an url in an effort to make any of this any better. My stomach is FUCKED for life and I blow up with hives all the time depending on what I eat. The thing is, my mom isn't mean-spirited. I'm not trapped in…

I tried not to perv too much watching this episode but I'll admit to rewinding the scene where Jamie undresses Claire and where she walk around him naked a few times. I've also watched the entire ep three times since it aired which I never do and will be keeping it on my DVR forever.

I consider each and every one of you a dear friend, so just between us: Is there anything better than a really awesome poo?

I saw Connie Britton outside the office recently and her hair is impossible to look at because it's literally made out of the sun.

You can get brain amoebas for using the neti pot in the shower?

Yeah.

Naturally, about a week after this occurs I start having sinus issues and really, really, really need to use a neti pot to have any hope of surviving them.

So uh. Face. Sink. Uhm. GOD NO WHY. Neti pot in shower? Risking brain ameobas. Whatever.

In other news, I have a splitting headache and no one will convince me…

Apparently the people who rented our apartment before we did used to clip their nails over the bathroom sink.

I know, because when it stopped up we snaked it and thousands of nasty, half-rotted toenails spewed forth.

I still can't put my face near the sink.

1) I love your screenname.

I am glad this man exists and I hope to be like him some day (I already am in spirit, just not in resources).

That's the way to do it. Commit to the crazy! Cats are fun to be nice to anyway

"I've seen things."