You hit the jackpot! :P

Are you out of therapy yet? You poor thing.

My personal worst was a packed flight and the folks I sat down next to in my row pulled out the biggest bag of cashews I’ve ever seen. I didn’t even know one could get cashews in that size. I’m extremely allergic to cashews. After a moment of panic, I flagged down the steward and he didn’t know what we could do as…

This reminds me of the best plane ride ever. I was in my 20s and this much more mature lady asked if we could just put our armrest up and be comfortable? We both had very wide hips. It was glorious to have someone so understanding let our girth go wild.

I’m 5’10” and not dainty. I’m a viking shield-maiden basically. My dad always made me walk straight and tall - no slouching! If someone can’t appreciate your height, they aren’t worth you. Him telling me all that stuck and helped me.

If I don’t get asked weekly to get something off a shelf for someone, I get concerned. I thought it was just me!

I have prescriptions to carry, too. And glasses. And an Epi-Pen. That Epi-Pen won’t fit in pockets. It sticks out! So I get you.

I say I’m a ShieldMaiden, but Warrior Chief is great, too. 5’10” and big boned.

An estate with lots of sheep for pets, a couple of horses and dogs and cats in England or Scotland. It would have beautiful gardens and the estate would be restored and have solar panels. I would also be so rich maintenance wouldn’t be an issue. I’d host parties. Fabulous parties. No hunting allowed!

He’s supposedly so nice he’d hug and comfort you and you’d ugly cry even more.

I can’t wait. I love gothic horror so much. And you’re welcome.

It is the French version. And Genevieve Rose would be lovely. As a baby or puppy or kitten name. :)

I always wanted the name Guinevere Rose or Gwendolyn Rose if I had a girl. I can’t have children so now I’m going to have to get a cat named Gwen at some point.

I asked my mother once why not just go with say, Guinevere. Same thing, but more innovative. She looked at me funny.

You get FIVE? I thought it was three. Jelly!

I have to roll up a blanket in my suitcase on all trips like this and sleep like a glow-worm. I feel for your brother. Bleach makes me itch. If I use too much I get hives so I try not to use any at all. I think hotels use bleach like there is no savior. Nothing to ruin your vacation or work travel like itchy, awful…

...my cat does this, too. I'm like, why are you eating my hair? I'm afraid it's on purpose. I assume baby is just accidentally ingesting!

Mitchum has a scent-free and it seems gender neutral.

My (big) Siamese comes howling when Squirrel is on the porch having a peanut. Howling. I told him I can’t protect him from a one-pound Squirrel.

People with disabilities. People with chronic illness. People providing elder care. Probably a lot of other reasons. You aren’t taking care of small children at home forever...so it seems a narrow focus.