I bought this at Target on sale and haven't used it yet. I'm such a brat about high-end mascara, but this looks amazing. Can't wait to use my Hypnose to try it!

I bought this at Target on sale and haven't used it yet. I'm such a brat about high-end mascara, but this looks…

When I had CDiff (nightmare poops and a real treat to get rid of...and greasy food is never your friend again) I was so worried about pooping myself. I asked my Doctor what can I do? What if I poop myself? She said “You’ll go home, shower and change your clothes.”

Back when my husband and I were in our very early 20s, we were vacationing in San Diego and went on a Tijuana day trip. We were told not to drink the water and be careful of street food and donkeys and all that. We drank a big, cold lemonade, though. We just weren’t thinking and didn’t associate lemonade with local…

My favorite trench coat is by her. My sister liked it so much she got it in another color (we both didn’t know the brand before we bought them). Mine’s a 2X and fits great - not like a tent. Just like a good 16/18. My sister is a medium and hers fits the same as mine - so they cut ‘extended sizes’ really well.

I've been called stunning and statuesque and other flattering terms in my life. Sometimes I have great hair (the foundation is there - I have to have it cut well and add either depth or highlights to get it fantastic.).

I must check out Infallible PRO-Matte because MUFE is super expensive to use for everyday!

Just saying hello to my foundation twin! I tried the new UD Naked and was so hopeful because it said 'very fair' and it turned me orange. ORANGE. I need to learn to contour.

If I do nothing else, I fill in my brows everyday. I can't subject people to my light, sparse brows, folks.

James McAvoy. He's so fabulous as Professor X. And Atonement makes me cry my eyes out. He's just, sigh.

Ours doesn't work right so I just don't use it. When the plumber was here for something else, I asked him and he said they are far more trouble then they are worth.

Oh my. We must be related. I have this habit and it's horrible. My husband hates it. I can't quit the paper towels.

I snorted at Sauron. It's quite an accurate description. Who holds the ring?

I can't NOT love this. You go, girl. You go.

Yes. This is the only thing that helps my chapped lips. I think fragrances/colors in other lip balms just irritate me worse.

Yes. This is the only thing that helps my chapped lips. I think fragrances/colors in other lip balms just irritate…

When I have to cook for just myself, it doesn't end well. Can of potatoes. If I'm feeling really saucy, microwave french fries and a can of carrots. Annie's 'healthy' Spaghettios. And I'm well past my college years.

I can't get some generics because they have additional allergens I can't have (or allergen warnings the brand don't have). You can't always substitute especially if you have medical issues, food allergies, etc.

Mostly weird here. And more creepy than funny.

Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki from Supernatural are just the sweetest, most adorable guys you'll ever meet. They are so down to earth and not snobby! They are the best celebs I've ever met.

Gotcha. Mine is more like 3-5 YEARS of planning!

I'm trying to start a little separate fund (even if it's a few dollars here and there) for a big trip to England/Scotland in a few years. I don't think I'll do it without that - and I hope I can do this and not touch my 'trip of a lifetime' bucket. It won't be luxurious, but that's what I'd mean by 'savings.' It'll…