Do-ho-ho-ho!!!

Statler: Goodness, this punishment sounds quite horrible!

Statler: Ah, the "flailing desperately" phase. You know, Kermits known for doing that frequently.

Waldorf: Limitless? Why'd they call the show that?

Statler: Well this seems like an appropriate title!

Statler: Oh man, I haven't seen this much cruelty towards Native Americans since the American Indian Wars!

Statler: Perhaps the best thing about Sesame Street is that you can learn something new from every episode!

Statler: Well, you certainly are living up to your name!

Waldorf: I totally agree, this episode certainly promises what the the rest of the season will be!

Statler: I don't care what everyone else says, I found this years Oscars ceremony to be perfect.

Statler: Our apologies! We have your disappointment tent!

Waldorf: My God, Mrs. Wolowitz died? What a tragedy.

Statler: What kind of serious news do you think she'd tackle?

Statler: Do you think Mike Myers is still good at jokes?

Waldorf: It's sad to think many people don't know who Paul McCartney is.

Statler: You know, we're a lot like these Comedy Central roasts.

Statler: He's right! Mark Wahlberg is quite attractive!

Statler: "Angel of Death"? Well, what does that mean? The death of what exactly?

Statler: Oh boy! I can't wait for it to drop!

Waldorf: Do you think he'll get CancerAids for that firstie?