Statler: That's a fitting look if you ask me!

Statler: That headline makes no sense to me!

Statler: Wow, I can't think of anything more shameful than masturbation!

Waldorf: The Chainsmokers? Who are they?

Statler: You know, I've got a regret about Suicide Squad too!

Statler: I'd hate to be around you whenever people have to say "god bless you".

Statler:……you know, this is normally where we'd some sort of joke laced with cruelty and predicated on misdirection, but….I just can't do it.

Waldorf: I agree, young children shouldn't be permitted to see that.

Statler: That would still be more interesting than Hemlock Grove!

Statler: So….it just stars one oscillating fan? How is that interesting?

Statler: Well, that explains why True Detective Season 2 went off the rails.

Waldorf: Why was that movie called Vantage Point again?

Statler: So, this episodes called "Worse Than A Crime" huh?

Waldorf: I disagree with Goyer. I don't think basic cable would have been the right place to air Constantine.

Waldorf: Y'know Statler, all TV coming to the internet makes perfect sense to me.

Statler: Good lord, that mans a menace to society!

Waldorf: This new season of American Horror Story is bound to give me nightmares!

Statler: Well I'll tell you, I find the whole matter quite offensive!

Statler: Well, this certainly is a great day!

Statler: I dunno, Bee Movie had some edgy humor.