before a thousand people point out that I just missed this article the first time

Costume Assistant: “Here, Barney’s lent us these necklaces for you to wear in the scene. Dainty is the trend right now”

Dakota: “hmm the chain is thin and this amethyst is so small, indicative of the sacrifice my character makes as a working mom of two”

Whew, that pic is so E! Rotic! and Sexthy!

Is that a still from the movie? Because he looks like he’s not sure if that thing he’s holding is a skinny feather duster or a really big Q-tip. Isn’t he supposed to be the king of kink or something?

But will the audience get to see his total dick this time or is he still gonna leave his jeans on while he flogs her?

I wonder if it was better or worse for the two of them to have to film the last two films at the same time. No break to get away from each other, but now they never have to see each other again (other than the promotion for each film).

This show sounds about as interesting as listening to my co-workers endlessly discussing crossfit and marathons while eating tuna straight out of the can at lunch.

theres something inherently masturbatory about manipulating parts of your body with someone else in mind.

Speaking as someone currently going through IVF, I really don’t understand how the process does not make you pro choice if you are not already. Every woman should be able to control what’s going on in their own body. Period (pun intended)

Yeah this is all kinds of not making sense.

The boy weighed 30 pounds when he was found

I am not someone who thinks spanking makes any damn sense, but I certainly think there’s a difference between light open-hand spankings and child abuse.

A bit off topic, but in the realm of fertility.

It bugs me to no end when someone is stridently against any abortion, yet undergoes years of IVF treatment to get pregnant.

I’m a soft touch with giving out the stars, and a sucker for gifs, so you awready got my number.

ha, no problem... I think we’re all having a similar morning.

Facing a 2020 lineup that apparently also includes fucking Mario Cuomo,

apparently Casey wanted to fight the case at first (I need to find the source for this bc I definitely spent a little too much time reading about this) but everyone around him was like, “no. That is dumb.” and Ben was probs like, “Bro, you are not famous nor rich enough to withstand that plus your creepy, ‘definitely…

oh shoot I posted before I saw all this. Idk why people are giving you smh bc you’re 100% right in that the article’s title is totally misleading (like it doesn’t even really spoil MCBTS or dig in really deep re: the sexual harassment case...it was a bit all over the place and really easy to miss)

I mean, she doesn’t even have to leave the country. She could just move to a slightly larger town where the sound of cowbells is naught but a memory and her veganism will be pedestrian rather than irritating.

Hard life. My least favorite type is the kind where trolls leave pictures of decapitated cats and what not, but I guess we all have our priorities.