Unfortunately, the turn of phrase “long, angry blowjob” makes me disinclined to listen to any writing advice you have to offer. 

If only there was some kind of audiovisual presentation one could watch in order to have the questions you’re asking answered.

Whatever arguments the doc makes could probably be explained in a paragraph or two, but doing so would mean you have no reason to watch the thing. This reviewer is being loyal to the filmmakers by telling you that it “makes some really good points” without elaborating on those points at all.

Yeah well Beyonce didn’t have a country full of racist republicans (by which I mean anti-monarchists) screaming (not without merit) that because they pay the taxes that fund her family, they are owed photos on the same day that she pushed the kids out.

She’s doing public appearances two days after giving birth? That’s a lot. I hope she’s ok. Cause like, even beyonce waited like a week and a half for blue and the twins.

But we’re not.

Your use of the word “nigh” reveals that you are actually closer to 300 years old.

“Once the cops were called, then at that time, regardless of how nice they were, they, the airport police were responsible for the decision to jail Rosetta. The airline crew does not make that decision.”

As reported by DCist, Susan and the like have descended on HU’s hallowed grounds with their puppies on parade despite the fact that Northwest D.C. is full of nearby recreational parks.

Dramatization of Assange:

You’re defending a rapist.

The good ol’ white school shooter defense.

I feel it’s important to continually note: the rape charges weren’t dropped. He hid from authorities long enough the statute of limitations for all but 1 charge expired. And Sweden hasn’t dropped that charge. 

Question for the racist fucks who keep polluting this and most of the other threads on this website: If you hate Black people so much, why do you spend time you will never get back on a website in which most of the writers and commentators are Black? Why do you, as grown adults with the freedom of choice, habitually…

God Boulder is such a yuppie hellscape. I’ll make sure to hassle the City Hall and the PD about this bs for the next 60 to 90 days, even if all I can do is waste some asshole’s time. Fuck boulder! (and if you’re mad at me now cos you went to CU and got shitfaced every night for 5 years, take a deep breath and revel in…

“I would never be brave enough to do what Jussie did. He put his personal freedom at stake and shined a light into some dark corners that need cleaning. In a way, I’m proud of him. Because it doesn’t necessarily matter that this event didn’t happen. It matters that it could happen. That’s the real issue here. So good…

This is how stupid you are. I never once claimed “a wall” is racist. Please screenshot and highlight in red where I did. Pro Tip: You won’t be able to because it never happened.

He does have the musical chops, in fairness.

When an actor can out mustache Tom Selleck he should automatically get an Oscar.

Jezebel’s coverage of that blessed moment in time, is how! I think I saw that gif 30 times if I saw it once.