That was the moment in my youth when I knew I was gay! That movie is packed with man buns!

He’s had many fine moments. How dare you pick just one!

I am really digging January Jones lately! A few months ago, a fellow Jezzie was talking about how great her Instagram is, and it’s true. She seems really funny and self-aware. This quote of hers from the link is hitting home hard for me today, as the mother of a demanding toddler:

(well I usually capitalize it, but I’m a fussbudget)

When I first moved to Cambridge, MA. I ran into Malkovich at Cambridge Trust Bank. He was chatting with the teller. I nodded to him, he smiled and nodded back. He was dressed in white from head to toe. I just thought y’all should know.

Retweets can be turned off if you like. It sounds like you didn’t like Twitter in general, so this may not matter for you, but could be handy if anyone else wants to give it a whirl!

If one of the black ladies becomes the next Bachelorette, I’m curious how they will cast her season. Will they have the majority be men of color or will it still be mostly white dudes? What should they do?

Cool spoiler.

Really hoping for Bachelor Junior where all the girls are under age and also Bachelor XXL where everyone’s plus size and then maybe also Bachelor Gayssss and it’s all bears.

I tried to Twitter this year. I really did. I joined so I could follow the Twinja folks.

Twitter’s been cucked!

Weed is tight

I, for one, find Mariah’s chaos enthralling. Better luck next time, Mimi, and even if not, it’ll still be interesting.

She got the ring! After she got the yacht!

I’m sooo jealous of your avocados! If they didn’t cost so much for us I would eat them every day :D

“You’re a prison” is such a good comeback.

More because he cracks me up

Boyfriend does this, tampered down from his original line “How you doin’?” Which I quickly killed. I sent him this post this ensued.

Yes. I’m only allowed to complain about one thing per year, and this is my thing.