literally the perfect comment. 100% this.

Hell, some of them clock in at a few ounces....*whistles nonchalantly*

So glad my surgery says I can't drink anything after 7:00 tonight because that shit would gone straight all over my keyboard.

I was with a guy who was always demanding I "give him a show"

Spontaneous Lady Fun ftw

Ooh, I know someone who just loves purple dildos.

For me, it's not about the child as much as it is about to other adults there. Haven't you ever been in some sort of adult place and some jackass decided that it was perfectly okay to bring their screaming infant who should have been in its bed because "they're so portable at this age!"? Or their toddler run among…

it was reference to the mother, not for an adorable baby

Well seeing that a guy can easily be replaced by half a pound of plastic...

Hmm.

I thought the new, hip term for women was 'Penis Homes,' or is that For Honorable Christian Ladies Only?

This. I can not believe an article like this exists in a world where women are literally installing stripper poles in their bedrooms to do 'shows' for men. Like, really? It's *women* not trying? Okay...

No one cares about your boner.

My husband honestly likes one now and then. I told him people say no one likes them and that girls can't do it well and he said people don't know what they are missing. I like a little hand action too, sometimes it's nice to lay back and feel good.

ya big babies. Lol. Used to be even worse back in the day. Yeah i grew up in pa. Always amazed me when I'd go to other states and they'd have wine in grocery stores. Like a kid in a candy store i was!

So basically, women have more realistic expectations, thus their expectations are more frequently realized.

Houston, we have an abuser.

"He also says he could never "really" be with a woman who didn't work outside the home. "

Not to mention that I get the vibe that if this woman did eventually work outside the home, he'd say that he couldn't "really" see himself being with a "career woman". Go on and just do you, lady, and find the emotional support you need even if you have to pay for it. You'll be OK!

No. For the same reason mugging and burglary victims don't get told they asked for it, only women.