Can't wait to hear everyone talk about why this hazing isn't a big deal without explaining why it's not a big deal.

ERIN WHY U HATE ATTRACTIVE WOMEN?

So is this more condiments for your total nothing burger?

She didn't call it that, Applebee's did. She was reviewing the food as it's described/named, which is pretty standard in restaurant reviews.

weirdly enough, because I tend to be a writing snob, I find her writing incredibly pleasant to read. Descriptive, but very to the point.

I read this entire thing in Garrison Keeler's voice. He gets all the accolades, she get's all the mockery, but it's the same damn thing.

Haha, no doubt you are right. Malicious racism is definitely worse (on a spectrum that admittedly should not exist).

That lip sync was terrible. It was like watching a slow and elegant train crash...

I actually know a lot of deeply religious people who support reproductive rights and struggle with reconciling their faith and their political/social beliefs. I think they are absolutely capable of intelligent discourse and have witnessed it many times.

Arrrgh!! Children are not aborted!! None of this stupid bullshit helps anyone heal.
I wish these people would get another hobby or do something for the actual children that need help! Can you imagine if they spent all the money they have put into these campaigns, into programs to help underprivileged kids? Now that…

Mark Shrayber, just when I thought I couldn't love you more, you have to throw this out

I was thinking that maybe she didn't look six months pregnant, so the officer didn't know. Nope.

I bleed sunshine and THC. :]

I wish I could win the lottery just so I could give these kids a scholarship to college:

It's ok. I wish it was clickbait, too, but unfortunately it's exactly what happened.

You mean, like when they take it off and hang it up in their locker before they go home?

I'm not good at emojis, so I'm going to need some help. Is this resume gas pump resume?

Ha. I say that every morning when my husband is getting dressed :P

We've always used the proper terms with our kiddo (I'm a biologist, I'm not going to call it a wee-wee or a hoo-haa or whatever). She was then told by other kids she was saying "bad words." Her teacher started to tell her not to say those and she proudly said "My mommy says those are the right words and not to use…

The first rule of Pie Club is you do not talk about Pie Club. The second rule of Pie Club is we tend to be good on fruit, so maybe consider bringing a nice coconut cream or Pecan next time.