Even buying really nice and expensive sex toys, they could buy enough for themselves and 30 friends with $6000....

Am I taking bitch pills or is he like, incredibly extra special tone deaf today?

Yeah that sounds hilarious, Doug.

Complication and outcomes wise, gastric sleeve is the safest procedure. Gastric banding, while reversible, has poor outcomes and high complication rates. The sleeve procedure effectively removes part of the stomach, it should help reduce her feelings of hunger by literally getting rid of parts of the stomach that…

What's a good counter-protest food for this? Whatever it is, I'm eating it off of a dudes dick.

I hate it when I find out I don't exist. :(

OMG I WANT A SODASTREAM. YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

Hullo, huge omission:

Right? I need to know the colors!

THEY DID A SIMULATION, TROI. THE SHARK'S JAWS AREN'T BIG ENOUGH TO BITE THROUGH THE HIPPO'S FAT LAYER. #TEAMHIPPO

But what were the colors?!?

OH WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY? YOU WOULD LIKE A FESTIVE PHOTOGRAPH OF LILITH?

sometimes, you gotta make something a luxury item. sorry kids, angora is now up there with leather and cashmere. save up your allowance.

I got... this calendar:

Also, "ghetto people"? Really?

I cannot stand the majority of his friends nor relate to them, as they're pretty much decent human beings, unlike me.

Because really, we're that surprised that someone could be talented and beautiful AND smart and interesting? We think this happens so rarely that we have to deify JLaw for it?

however, over time you start to feel that somehow the actresses have to be complicit in this - if they're not actually doing these weird things, then they're at least not working hard enough to keep themselves from being presented this way.

I take an Ativan before every flight because I am scared to death the kid is going to annoy people. She never does*, but I have serious anxiety over it.

I think Kanye West might actually be fake, like, I don't even think he exists, it's just the media trolling us.