Fine. I'll be the first: Justin Timberlake is fake.

I don't need a fat pact with someone. I just need women in my life who like to live healthy, eat well, get active and WON'T TALK ABOUT THEIR WEIGHT in the process. I love being active. I love eating healthy. I love working out. I would even like to shed some pounds. But i don't want to talk about my weight, or…

I feel ya. I've been having many of those thoughts lately. I find that I'm not only exasperating to others, but I'm wearing myself out. It seems pointless at this juncture. I think I may just back away from all of it for a few days, watch some really mindless television, and maybe I'll be so infuriated by what I've…

Who's (not) writing papers? High five!

My BF has a fair amount more money than I do, which is totally fine, but it means our gift giving is like totally uneven.

Those sweaters are awesome!

The Arapahoe High School shooting has really shaken me up. Although it was small in comparison to other shootings that have happened, an innocent girl is now in the hospital fighting for her life. Yesterday I was glued to my TV watching all the coverage, when I realized my daughter was going to be late for dance…

So yesterday was a HUGE day for me! I start student teaching in January, and yesterday was my first day solo teaching in the class as a sub. It was also the first time that I taught "real" school (that's how my first stepmother liked to refer to elementary schools when I was a preschool teacher). It was exciting…

Hey stock photo industry, it's a period, not the fucking Red Wedding

Hey stock photo industry, it's a period, not the fucking Red Wedding

Can't you see these people are just worried about fat people's health? That's why they're using insults. Because they care.

Aw, it's ok LaComtesse...

This commercial must be made of allergens and dust that are beaming directly into my eyes.

I actually kept taking it to a place where "a garden" is a euphemism for pubic hair, and then imagined Mark Driscoll taking teeny tiny gardening shears and making elaborate topiary designs out of his wife's "garden". "This week, we're going to do abstract swirls, and then next week, I'm going to try to get in both an…

If the Microsoft bra is anything like most bras, large women like myself will have nothing to worry about. The band will only go as high as 38, which is just slightly larger than average, and therefore will not fit us.

Can't say I really relate to this piece much as I have massive boobs. I always avoid push up bras because if I wore one my boobs would be in my eyes, or otherwise uncomfortable. I mostly find it ironic that a place like Victoria's Secret, which sells far more push up bras that non-push up, which promotes large…

Push ups are only dishonest if you think everyone has a right to know your bust size.

Kim Kardashian is not Middle Eastern. Armenia is in the Caucasus. She's literally Caucasian. The definition of Middle East specifically excludes the Caucasus.

I disagree with and hate some of the doctrine of my faith. I love most of it.
Fuck off and don't pretend religion is so black and white.

Tell that to Martin Luther. There are more shades in the spectrum than just Mormon—Atheist