My first attempt at a Thanksgiving turkey, when I was about 24, ended in a 1am trip to the emergency room and a lumpy second-degree-burn scar on the inside of my left elbow. (The lesser scars on my upper and lower arm - smooth but bright pink - finally faded after about ten years.)

In that case, Scout from Tatnus is great. It's a softer silicone. The Acute is like their medium firmness. The Mustang or Johnny from Vixen might work well for you as well. Especially if you get the Dual density

Sliquid is a company that makes all natural lubricant from organic materials. I prefer their Sassy Booty because it is a thicker gel.

I hear you. You don't need to justify anything here, I'm not questioning you personally, just adding to the perspectives given.

Silicone dildos are nice because they warm to the touch; their feel seems markedly more "real," relative to vinyl anyhow.

"This community has suffered a great deal,"

It would appear you have the situation thoroughly, accurately (perhaps even intrusively) pegged.

I feel you, but to present the flip side of your point: spending $10-15 a week on lunch, much less Mickey D's, is not worth it to me. When I was dirt poor, I budgeted enough for a good breakfast that last me through at least most of the day. I'd skip lunch, and wait until I got home for dinner. When my financial…

If there is a more appropriate metaphor for today's Russia than a giant Louis Vuitton trunk larger than Lenin's tomb sitting in the middle of Red Square, then I do not know of it.

I'm pretty sure that this is where they'll bury Kanye.

The exhibit, which commemorates the 120th anniversary of the adjacent GUM mall where Louis Vuitton has its flagship Russian store, is 30 meters (32 yards) long and 9 meters tall...The mausoleum where Bolshevik leader Lenin's mummified body is on display nearby is 24 meters long and 12 meters tall.

"Fake" women = Photoshopped. It has nothing to do with weight.

You need to buy better jerky.

Waiting was such an underrated movie. It really spoke to me as a then-service-worker. Never again, god. Never again.

The most depressing part for me is that Adam Sandler—ADAM. SANDLER.—still makes more money than the highest-paid actresses.

Dude. Telling him publicly like that is nowhere near a dick move. Dick move is burning his clothes, selling his stuff, calling his work to tell them about the affair, etc.

I don't know, it might be because women also go to the movies?

Mine would probably be something like:

Three people who happened to be the leaders of the free world. But no biggie. You're right.

It IS cathartic to hate-read, but you did that for us here, and now we have absolutely no reason to give them any site traffic at all. Let's make a pact that NONE OF US will EVER go there, EVER EVER FOREVER.