Be thankful it wasn't some sort of late 80's/early 2000's hybrid. Somehow insanely high cut but still grotesquely low-rise.

THE FUTURE IS NOW, WAEGOOK. PANTS ARE FUCKING DEAD.

There are most of the time 2 extremes. One end is gratuitous shots of rough, one way, unreciprocated oral sex (of the hetero/cis kind) & the other is soft music, yoga & heavy petting - seriously. One side injured my conscience & the other was good to fall asleep to.

Weeks? HA! I've been here years, never was starred, and I have accepted I will never leave the greys. The comments have been going downhill since... they got rid of pinks, I think. There's too much arguing/ feeding of the trolls and much less productive discussion.

If you figure it, let me know!

I just recently made it out of the greys after commenting for months. I still don't really get it, but WELCOME!

Oh my god yes. Since when did "female friendly" mean "everyone's smiling but nothing actually happens"? It would be nice to see some rougher stuff minus all of the degradation. Sigh.

I have been posting on Jezebel for literally years and am still in the grey. If you figure out the secret, please let me know.

I've been commenting here for like 6 years and am in the gray now. It's not just new commenters— everyone started from scratch with the new commenting system.

I hear it involves a kinda scary ceremony. And donating blood and tissue for the Jez people to work nefarious arts on. And something about a firstborn.

I love your screen name. It always makes me smile.

I responded to the OP of this thread, and I also responded to you too. Scroll up for my response (I didn't want to double post).

It is a mystery. Someone, and we don't know exactly whom the chosen few are, has to follow you. As in want to see every comment you make. Also, you can get this privilege revoked. I was black for about two days when I made a small, slightly smart-assed comment to a Jezebel Mean Girl, and I got my ass slammed back in…

I don't necessarily mind being in the greys (especially on Jez where I don't comment much). What I don't understand is how complete morons are registered users. It drives me crazy to see commenters posting obnoxious racist material, one word replies, irrelevant memes, or 'murica on every post. Let those of us who…

I don't think any of us really know what gets you out of the grey. It's definitely not regular, non-trolly posting.

This is burlesque star Michelle L'amour performing "Butthoven's 5th Symphony." Or: Twerking to Beethoven. It's clever, sexy, and kind of mesmerizing.

I'm packing to move across the country and I leave on Monday morning by plane. I'm unbelievably stressed out and can't stop pacing around (thus getting NOTHING done). Any tips on the following three things:

Today is my 58th Birthday! I feel great! Can I get a Woot-Woot? Cool. Survived a lot of shit and got grey hair, but life is good. Rock On, Jezebels!

I ordered my wedding dress! I ordered my wedding dress!

Can we talk about porn for a second?