And that's me on a "I dressed up" kind of day.

This directly contradicts the findings that Dr. Jimmy Soul published in 1963. Many remember the white paper he released via the prestigious Billboard 100, where he posited:

Uh oh.

The by-women, for-women thing is kind of important. A few male friends of mine were working on a startup that, among other things, would encourage 17-to-21-year olds to create searchable public profiles with their personal information on them. They were literally in the "shopping for funding" phase when I was like…

Yes, but will they look too feminine in their photos? That's the real question here.

I know someone who has a very similar story of being knocked over on a NYC sidewalk by a suddenly-opened door. The man who knocked her down and then helped her up was Harrison Ford.

Aw yisss

As an unhealthy non-obese person, I hate the false health concern-trolling too. Cause you know, unhealthy people have a right to exist too. Or are they proposing some sort of utilitarian genocide where they kill all the unhealthy?

Wait.....

I was having a bad day. I saw that gif and literally got the giggles.

You know what we need way, way more of? People who believe they can tell someone's BMI by looking at a picture of them. Those people are so smart and awesome.

Really? REALLY? Some people's children, I swear...

re: " Because for, I don't know, ALL HUMAN EXISTENCE BEFORE THIS GENERATION - all 109 billion people who've lived before this generation - weren't fat as the standard. ", from a purely historical perspective (not going to start on the rest), given the massive issues of poor nutrition and inadequate caloric intake that…

Yet, I don't see America wringing their hands over the health of the near-constant parade of underweight models we see day in and day out. You know what's normal? Having cellulite, gaining weight as you get older and having saggy skin and fat deposits in places you might not want them. What's not normal are flat…

To save half of you the trouble: OMG Fatties R Bad. Shame on you Laura for being a fatpologist! Health! CONCERN!!

Hey concern trolls, shut up. Seriously, just shut the hell up.

I'll admit to all here: for about a second, the thought expressed above crossed my mind. The difference is that I didn't think to open the mouth (err, use the typing fingers related to, but youknowwhatImean!) connected to said thought before critical analysis. Here's my retort: while you and I may not resemble…

Oh my god, you're so right. How dare these women try to accept themselves and see their bodies as beautiful! They should probably just stay inside where we don't have to look at them, since we've CLEARLY taken our acceptance of other human beings way too far!

Only because she's burned me romantically.

Its so clear you two hate each other, we all see it.