The stakes of an “office romance” feel lower when the job is basically a gig and has a predetermined,finite duration.

The thought of Slater having sex brings a whole new context to “Mount Humongous.”

I mean...if it worked for Swizz Beats/Alicia Keys...

Maybe Ariana is dating him because there’s clear proof that he is Sponge-worthy

Apparently, Slater just is a simple sponge next door. 

That tears it - I’m definitely not voting for Hunter.

If clothing was so tight it could stem blood flow to a gun shot wound, it would also be preventing proper blood flow to those areas before the wound happened. This would be very bad - especially as it would have been happening all over her body.

Just reading it, I was a little skeptical about this story. But after watching the video, Imma call bullshit. She may have gotten shot, she may have been wearing Skims. But calling under wear body armor and claiming it saved your life is way too extra and givin’ “this is gonna go viral and get me a lot of product”. “Ca…

Surprising no one, Christine has at least three DUIs, including felonies.

The argument is going to be that it’s “art”, which is what was protected under free speech.

anyone who requests a pronoun will be referred to as “hey you.”

File this under the most unnecessary and unasked-for take on the Manson murders ever offered. You weren’t around; you know nothing about the feeling that took over the country and lingers still. 

This is probably an unkind thing to say about someone I never met, but I’m kinda glad her mom died too.

I bet he’s the guy always making sure everyone knows it’s not really pedophilia to be attracted to 15 years olds, it’s ephebiphilia and very natural.

Can’t say I’m surprised there’s more to Hill than just the previous story.

Kinja is dead.

It also merits pointing out that Hill set Justin Long up for an episode of Punk’d around this time that involved (checks notes) drinking with underage girls.

I’m cracking up thinking about the metallica doc where their therapist starts to see himself as a member of the band and is passing them notes with lyrics he wrote for them to use

Wrong. Women are helpless victims with no agency whatsoever. It’s the core principal of feminism.

I like Jane Adams work. “Hung” was a funny show that ended too soon and “Happiness” is just insane. I don’t regret seeing it, I think I was entertained by it but have no need to see it again. I have no desire to watch The Idol. Jane should probably sit this one out.