thespreadeaglegazette
thespreadeaglegazette
thespreadeaglegazette

I’ll be honest, I don’t understand the rise of “girl’s girl”. Are there men who follow boy etiquette and strive to be ethical for the boys? How would people react if Zachary Ty Bryan said the Home Improvement boys weren’t “boy’s boys”? Would anyone care?

How many gallons is Evelyn?

I started to watch Mirror Mirror for Lily Collins and noticed Armie was in the cast too. I said, well how much screen time are they really going to give the prince anyway? It turned out that they actually gave him a lot of pointless screen time sword fighting with other guys. My husband and I had a blast joking about

Gawker's best days are long behind them but you'd think there would be at least one person to clean up behind the bots generating articles.

DARE should be less focused on the physical attributes of hard drug use and more on showing teens adults embarrassing themselves rooting for people no well person would ever support.

There is a scene in the HBO Babysitter’s Club from 1990 where Kristy is putting on a play and calls a parent. She says something along the lines of, “Hello Mrs. Johansson, does Charlotte like Sleeping Beauty? (pause) Not as much as Bill Cosby!”

Doesn’t it seem like the fans who quit Doja were the ones wise enough to leave the table, though? The ones who don’t care if she insulted them would be the crazier ones...

It seems that the Carrie/Aiden thing is going to unravel pretty easily if he can’t handle going into her old apartment.

Hmm well it costs you absolutely nothing to note that someone either wants different things or is on a path of exploration and keep it moving. Maybe ask yourself why you’re trying to fit your feet in a size 6 shoe when you’re a size 12. 

I get that you’re supposed to be trolling but... I’m sorry, ‘edging’? To paraphrase Maury Kind, the whole point is to cum! Everybody wants to cum!

I don’t think UberEATS and all those apps are declining. I think mega chain pizza just doesn’t run the only delivery game in town anymore. The issue is that not too long ago in most places the only thing you could have delivered was pizza. Maybe Chinese. Now you can order groceries and almost any restaurant in your

So you bought some boobs and then you didn’t like them? Cool, I bought some seriously expensive shoes from LL Bean once and I returned them, or maybe I didn’t and they’re sitting in the closet until I decide if $300 hiking boots is my jam or I should return them unless I decide to gun for Jeff Corwin’s animal planet

These people are content to focus on child trafficking if it’s presented to them in an absurdly cartoonish theory about “elites drinking infant blood in a secret basement under a pizza parlor” but they have no interest in the subject if sex crimes are actually happening in their own communities and reported by real

If the photos were from that video involving the feet... I would guess that Marjorie wants a piece of Hunter after that and...

I don’t know about a Manson family reunion but I could see her flipping out at the bus stop. I see elderly poor people who still get into shenanigans so I don't think it's beyond her necessarily, but if it does happen I think people will point and say SEE even though it's likely a result of not knowing how to return

I started lightly digging when the Sarah Brady story came out and there was a 2010 quote that if someone you’re meant to be is dating someone else then you wait for that relationship to dissolve, you can wait! Basically describing the friend zone. 🙄

I’m sure fran can afford a phone if she needs to be reached...

This reminds me of my time on a dating website. I had filled out hundreds of questions about myself and beliefs, and yet I’d still get men that were statically 10% chance of compatibility trying to convince me they could make us work. Lots of men barking up the wrong tree despite hard evidence as to why it wouldn’t