Her “level-headed way” of responding tipped her hand. A normal person would have used at least one pronoun in that response. Cameron-Bure avoided them altogether, making a grammatically clunky statement by using Miss Benny’s full name every time to avoid saying “she” and “her”.

How a normal person would write that:

Kirk is still out there too, so it’s a team effort.

If you are a person in fine health with no other medical problem, getting administered NARCAN would not bother you much. You may experience a bit of ache and pains in your body.

4th scenario.  she’s found unresponsive, she’s known to use drugs, they administer it just because “maybe” and then move on to figuring out what was actually the problem.

Remember the V magazine cover where she role played the “overdose” of Marilyn Monroe? Just sayin..

Candace Cameron brings shames upon all Camerons

I was going to say the same thing. Fallon’s ‘job’ seems to be... failing upward?

Fallon, instead of doing his job and asking a follow-up question (even a “HUH?” would have worked), laughed and called her ridiculous.

If Cameron wasn’t in a “feud” with someone online, would she even exist?

They aren’t the brightest folks.

Bure realizes that by objecting strenuously when she wasn’t even named, she’s completely outed herself here, right?

Username checks out

Calling her both Candace Cameron and Cameron Candace had me confused for a hot moment.

It wasn’t simpler. You just weren’t there.

I know I’m ace, but um...handsome???

• “We don’t know what any of them will taste like, or what’s good.”

Come to terms with the idea that, like him, she is a crap human being.

I can’t wait until X Æ A-12 turns 18 and immediately changes their name to like Chris or Pete or something. 

Hey, if a childless person like myself can no longer vote, does that I no longer have to pay taxes, because remember “No taxation without representation.”