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So if a man is a teacher in a school and all he’s around all day are young girls and old school marms...

Actually I didn't say any of that. But I would like to ask Braff what's wrong with people his own age. 🤷‍♀️

I see that the tone of the comments is already focusing in on the people who just want to tweet rude things at Florence, and that is a shame. Those comments really draw attention away from the real predator, which is old men who don't date closer to their own age group.

Yall get that someone’s value as a sexual or romantic partner isnt solely in their looks, right?

I had a similar experience- it resulted in me having no friends in 8th grade, which was hard, but I still count myself lucky.

Her last album had him all over it. Producing, drums, songs about him.

We used to call that vague-booking back when facebook was the only game in town. The absolute worst ones were pics of hospital bracelets with no real explanation. I have an anxiety disorder, you can’t you with my emotions like that.

People do get crazy around here when someone they don’t find attractive gets laid. 

Men: always batting outside their league.

I really hate the way we seem to glamorize an artist’s pain just so they can give us a “banger”

Always astounded when someone who looks like the Elephant Man has the balls to step outside of their once in a lifetime relationship. 

She looks beautiful. He looks like someone put a pair of glasses on a frog. Of course the latter cheated on the former, because nothing ever make a damned bit of sense.

Well, the album’s already done. If the breakup only happened a couple days or weeks ago there won’t be much breakup material on this one... but she hasn’t put out a new album since 2017 so maybe heartbreak will speed up the next one.

Thanks for sharing, this immediately drew a correlation for me. I listened to an interview with a psychologist breaking down predator behavior re. selecting targets for abuse and he said “the kid who is a known tattletail is not the one a predator will go after.” It’s chilling to think even these child-quasi-predators

I remember kids at PE sneaking into the parking lot and playing this behind the cars. I remember being excluded and being informed by a nicer girl that I wasn't invited because the boys thought I would tell. I remember being mildly hurt but not too bothered because I didn't like them anyway. As an adult I'm pretty

One of my male co-workers is the embodiment of a loaf of stale white bread. He wants “a wife.” Never “a partner”... a wife. He has a subscription to every online dating platform and is *that guy* who continues to visit a bar alone because the 23 y/o bartender is pretty, thinking he has a shot with her because she’s

You could have 100 women write down 10 things they are looking for from their ideal partner, compile that data and create a list of 10 or 12 things that women are looking for, become the ideal embodiment of those things, make it your life’s work to make sure that you have those 10 or 12 characteristics, and you can

I can’t say for sure, but I think the connection is that they’re spray-hitting. If all women are interchangeable objects, then hey, why not just try for as many as you can in the hope of hitting one who says yes? That’s my theory.

Corollary, women who say it’s justified that men always pay on dates because they already spent all the time/money on makeup, and it’s like, I didn’t ask or even expect you to do that, you made that decision yourself.

Finding a man is as easy as falling off a chair for most women.”