The band 10cc is named after that specific amount of spooge. A teaspoon is about 5cc.  Maybe men who use the metric system produce more?

This is not a thing any “fertility doctor” would say. These people say things for viral soundbites that generate these types of headlines and nothing more. I hope no one is dumb enough to take them seriously.

I’m in the greys (and not in other parts of deadspin so not a troll) and I will say as someone who has no shame in the fact that I pleasure myself at least 5 days a week before I sleep that seems like a lot of sperm to me as well.

Poor guy would be dehydrated and raw after all of that.  Get some Gatorade and Vasoline, stat.  

Can't pay most real doctors to convince your wife to throat you 4 times a week. 

Doing some repair work at a woman’s house I noticed a refrigerator magnet that read.. “There’s a sucker born every minute but swallowers are hard to find”

He’s since corrected to “genteel,” so apparently it was a spelling error (if a rather Freudian one). Right up there with MTG and the “gazpacho.”

The time for gentile politics as usual has come to an end

I, too, have stopped speaking to co workers once they’ve quit or been fired.

A lot of honorary doctorates seem to be awarded to rich and famous people in exchange for giving a speech at a graduation ceremony. It’s a pretty transparent quid pro quo.

Yeah, someone really needs to come up with a “key to the city” type of honorary thing for universities to hand out. It’s an award, so just call it an award.

Possibly I am getting soft as I get older but I am coming around on Taylor Swift. She is fine. She’s okay. “All too Well” is a pretty good song, even

Did you try the Honey Pot or a Diva Cup? They are different products! Mensural cups are not all the same (they vary in size, shape, and softness) and which one works for you can vary *drastically* based on your anatomy.

There’s someone sitting in this crowd,

What’s the problem with Tampons?  And going back to the reusable clip in pads my mom and grandma had to use....?  No.

These are the same people worried about immigrants and trans people raping women in bathrooms but they have nothing to say about cis gendered males born in this country who actually do hurt women. The goal posts always move when you present Q with what we all know.

I was talking with a friend the other day and he mentioned how he hates when people lead into an opinion with “As a mother...” I’m sending him this, because I said that “As a father...” was just as pointless of a lead-in, and often turns out being creepier.

Qanon is a distraction to keep people focused on fake pedophiles and ignoring the real ones.

QAnon is missing a goldmine. Instead of going after Hollywood celebrities and liberal politicians, try going after the ACTUAL pedophiles/creeps in the GOP! It’s right under their noses. 

lol nudes... I mean, she is nude under her hands and that emoji(?), but she is covered as much as a poolside Kardashian.