I’ve only been there once and got away with not using the names (I didn’t realize those names were supposed to be said and heard no one say they, I just thought it was cheesy marketing someone overpaid for), but it was with someone who worked in the industry enough to know the chef, so maybe that’s why we got away it…

Yeah, the level of tedium often is set to the default being do the schtick, if the guest says a normal word and you know what they want, then that is all, but you might serve it to them as the menu name.

I have not been to Cafe Gratitude but I’ve heard about it. I might be wrong about Gratitude but at most restaurants with ridiculous menu item names you can usually find a sympathetic waitress who won’t hassle you too much for not wanting to call it a Cluck and Fries or being unable to remember which one is the venti...

Are you calling him skeevy because of his tattoos?

Um, it’s Kris Jenner who decided Kourtney’s kids shouldn’t be there, not Travis Barker or, tellingly, Kourtney who is the children’s actual fucking mother. 

I found out my dad married my stepmother (nee his mistress) after I found a Valentine’s day card on their mantle that said “To My Wife” on it. Some adults are emotionally immature narcissists and shouldn’t have had children.

Yeah, I’d be fucking mad too if my mom FaceTimed me, a 9-year-old child, from a dinner with her boyfriend’s kids, which I wasn’t invited to, and told that those kids are about to be my stepsiblings. What the actual fuck, who announces an engagement over FaceTime to their minor children who live with them?!

It’s that last clause for me. Seeing how much Depp is defended on Twitter, I started going down the timelines of some of these people. And it never is very far to go from the tweets in support of Depp to the tweets fantasizing about being fucked by Captain Jack Sparrow.

Leave that poor Ukrainian grandmother alone, she’s had a rough couple of months!

This is from 2011. Slow news day?

Absolutely it is. Currently, the popular subtrend on TikTok is “coastal Grandma chic” - think Diane Keaton - and I’m too old for this trend to read as anything as “accepting middle age” but I’m very excited for all the 19-year-olds who get to embrace their inner Nora Ephron at this tender young age.

In a similar vein, fashion has been borrowing from military uniforms forever. Doesn’t mean designers are endorsing l everything every army has every done. They’re just borrowing an aesthetic. There is no moral obligation here, no matter how hard this piece is trying to grasp at straws and guilt trip readers. I’m…

I think fashion designers know ballet is brutal, just the same as the fashion world. They both require that a person inflicts some pain on themselves and discipline themselves at the table. They are a match made in hell.

And this is a problem why?

If you think Depp is gonna lose this trial, especially in the court of public opinion, you’re as crazy as bed pooper and BPD lunatic Amber Herd.

I first heard that from a Texan woman with huge hair.

That’s a common joke in the evangelical South.

It’s not dangerous diet culture, it’s just psychology 101.