Yup, me too. I definitely recall a loud fucking story sometime past.

Sorry to burst the bubble but if you click the link you get presented with a picture of the fairly chunky chap she’s fucking.

I was so afraid it would be That Song.

Nickelback. The correct answer in this situation is always Nickelback.

You know, I actually do remember this story from a couple years ago. And you know what? Thanks Olga, for bringing us, in a time of our need, the sweaty, loud conclusion to a heart-warming story of New York City’s most cacophonous fucking!

what a motherfucker that byron is.

Gotta retaliate with some loud, supremely unsexy music.

So you are saying... she bangs?

Mom is 49
Daughter is 31 (do the math)
Mom is banging a 26-year-old.

I’m fairly certain I read this story in Literotica.

Russ Hanneman had it right!

Now everyone knows Dahiana’s mother is loud when she has sex.

Former server/bartender/restaurant manager for over 15 years here.

Setting aside the horrifically low wages restaurant staff are paid by most places, if the pay rate is already implied that you don’t have to tip (Chipotle, etc) then it’s just that - don’t tip.

I tip 10-15% on take-out and 20% on dine-in. Considering I won’t drive more than 5 minutes to pick up the food, I figure the 5% pays for my gas.

You can. There’s not the expectation of it, but if it’s a place you like or you’re just a generous cat, it’s not like they’ll just leave the money on the counter.

As a former waiter in high and low end restaurants, and counter service, I say it’s perfectly fine not to tip at all on take-out.

If I pay with cash, I sometimes put the coin change in the Tip Jar, but I’m not adding a tip for any other reason. Do you tip at McDonald’s? Because it’s the same situation. It’s probably even more dire at McDonald’s because the workers get paid shitty and get fewer hours.

I used to be a poor, who worked as a food person. Allow me to help! If it’s a small order you’re picking up, feel free to leave a buck or two, or not. It’s nice but not expected. If you order ten sandwiches for your office’s lunch, tip a dollar a meal. If you order something bordering on catering then, ask for help…

on take out? Hell no. If they carry it to your car or something then maybe.