I’m just going to send a bill to Comey for my increasing crippling dependence on alcohol.

I’m hoping the police are going to look into the father’s story a bit too.

I thought you guys didn’t used to be on Kinja. Was there a reason for the move? Just curious.

He has Vaseline ready to put on his lips to make it extra special.

But, but mah shit stirrin’

It was a rhetorical question. I know he gives 0 fucks.

I dated a guy like him. Well, not the rich part. The narcissistic personality part. It was hell.

Hmmm, i think I need to see your citations and sources.

That book, which is overrated by the way, is too long.

Rhetorical question, y’all. :)

The burden doesn’t apply if you make less then 8% of the minimum plan that is offered in your state, btw.

Hi, idiot liberal here. You may not believe me but I am incredibly disappointed that this was reported without any sort of vetting. Especially with the reports that this may have been instigated by /pol/.

This was probably a hoax caused by fucking /pol/ if screenshots are to be believed.

Their website straight up says that all are welcome, including men who support women’s rights.

My husband is going with me. He is quite secure with his manhood.

Um, he is aware that “punishing” news media is against the 1st and what a complete and total Fascist would do?

So, we aren’t supposed to tell them it’s our dirty lady time?

My aunt (in the 60s) also didn’t realize that sex made babies. She graduated HS, preggers, and had no idea she was pregnant. The best part? She was sent away to one of those houses for pregnant unmarried women where they take the baby away after birth. No one ever told her HOW she got pregnant. They just assumed she…

sadly, if they use enough force it’s possible. :( But I 100% don’t think the guys are actually “accidentally” going in.

ugh, I was having sex with a guy once and it felt like he was slipping out. I was clenched too, because I was worried he would accidentally stick it in the bum since he had talked about it before. And yeah, he rammed it right the fuck in there. I collapsed in a little ball in pain. Then he was like, “OMG, I’m sorry it…