thesporkgirl
thesporkgirl
thesporkgirl

I wouldn’t normally think my perspective on this is that worth sharing, but you specifically asked for opinions, so here you go.

That’s ... not ... that’s a really poorly-executed joke if that was the intent.

this is trolling but honestly it sounds great to me.

Yes, looks like you guys were super close.

I wonder how many not-unattractive 47 year old women Tony “notices.”

*Lays down aces and eights, sighs*

My clique.

People keep saying “neurotic” like it’s a bad thing. Refusing to sit with my back to the door at a restaurant has kept me alive for this long, thank you and shut up.

Does anybody else get the feeling that some of those existential crises are the only times we are truly sane?

that pic of the x-men at the top is just ridiculous. Can you imagine all the male members of the xmen in those same poses? Wolverine on his knees grabbing onto cyclop’s leg? Ugh

I haven’t been to a wedding with a band/singer, but I have been to a wedding with dueling pianos. It was AMAZING. So much fun.

I was trying to explain to my English husband about what Friendly’s was- basically a place with rocking grilled cheese sandwiches and ALL THE ICE CREAM YOU COULD EVER WANT in a variety of forms. LOVE Friendly’s.

you really shouldn’t be doing that in public restrooms.

Jesus Christ. I’m always using public restrooms... Fucking people.

There were other forgettable black bit players (e.g. George’s coworker, the father and daughter that George watched a movie with).

That’s really awful.

I feel like people should make a bigger deal about amy poehler being one of the most important figures in recent comedy history. EVERYBODY FUNNY TODAY is a product of UCB. And she (along with the Matts and Ian) started it! That’s a huge f’ing deal.

True story. I was at a fundraising event, seated next to people I didn’t know. I struck up a conversation with the gentleman next to me who ended up being a political staffer. He asked me about my field, and then interrupted me to say, “Oy! I read an article about that the other day. The article said that.....” and

Of COURSE having more sex won’t help the relationship.

Having a baby is how you save your marriage.