Then common sense should tell you that there are a shitload more instances of men assaulting and killing women over rejection (or perceived rejection) than vice-versa. But you go on whining.

Wait what is OJ?

No. I was just struggling to come up with a first name that makes you think Jew but isn’t necessarily Jewish that wasn’t:

My coworker that I was hooking up with brought a date to the office Christmas party. Beginning of the night: um, ok dick. End of the night: sobbing tears. It got so bad that one of my other coworkers removed me from the party and then proceeded to make out with me in the alley outside. We ended up dating for 5 years.

Mine was a quasi-hookup, but bear with me. These dudes who lived together in a house while attending college were close-knit so they had a “post-Christmas” in February, in one of the dudes’ ranch in the countryside. I was invited by my BFF, one of the dudes’ girlfriends, and I was newly single, so I went. There was…

Right after my divorce was final, I traveled back home for Christmas. A few old friends found out that I was in town and wanted to meet up for dinner and drinks.

Mutually inebriated “because we were there” sex with a friend. Might have gone much better if we hadn’t been next door to a couple that screamed and argued. Or either one of us had gotten off. Or if either one of us remembered it all the next morning. Or if it hadn’t made things super fuckin awkward between us.

I just felt like we needed a full shot of Rebel looking fucking BOSS in this dress. ALSO HER BAG IS A CANDY. She looks like Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century went to a fancy party and I love it.

I'm American Indian so Thanksgiving is the holiday where we give thanks our tribe survived.

I was 19 and just found out that I was pregnant, this was my very first holiday away from home and it was also the first time I met my husband’s extended family. My husband was in Germany about to deploy to Iraq, so I stayed in the states and lived with his mom. I didn’t have a good relationship with my mom so this…

One year my mother put the turkey in the oven and accidentally set it to “clean.” This setting heats the oven to 1000 degrees and locks the oven door for several hours. Panic ensued when she tried to open the door to baste the turkey, and discovered her error. We had almost resigned ourselves to watching the bird…

This story only starts out like a horror story. It was horrible for me at the time. My boyfriend and I were celebrating our first Thanksgiving together. It was also just a couple years since my Mom died, a loss which had blasted a huge hole in our family. We scattered after that and had Thanksgivings either alone or…

My husband’s cousin is bringing his three kids AND his side piece whore to family dinner while his wife he left, who I consider a friend is left home alone. The family also expects me, an unabashed loudmouth to not talk a bunch of shit and hurl this alice-the-goon-looking turf with nothing to offer but but 100 daily…

Ok, when I was like 11 or 12, I was at my cousins house with a big group of family, 20-30 people. After dinner, all the kids wanted to play hide and go seek. I went and hid in the closet of the guest bathroom which was adjacent to the toilet- big mistake. After a few minutes, one by one, family members would come in…

Sanitation workers are typically decent-to-well paid, unionized workers with excellent job security, so yes, as a matter of fact, there are probably millions of women across the country who’d love to work “those jobs”. I’m in the same union in my city as they are, and there are quite a few, to the point where (like…

I’m going to blow your mind here — what you have personally experienced doesn’t actually encompass everything that exists in the world.

He didn’t announce this to better himself or help others, he came out with it because keeping it secret was costing him financially and the story was about to come out anyway. I don’t think less of him because of his illness, I think less of him if indeed he continued to have sex without informing his partners which…

No one should shame or stigmatize Charlie Sheen for being HIV positive. They should shame and stigmatize him for being a woman beater (and shooter) and a piece of garbage.

The Holly Jameson story reminds me of something that happened to me at a CVS a few weeks ago while I was was waiting to pick up a prescription. One of the two pharmacists was helping an elderly woman with lots of insurance issues so the other pharmacist was taking care of everyone else. The woman in front of me was…

No, you’re crying.