I seriously was kissing a guy and didn’t want to continue and he said, “But I went to Harvard!” This happened in real life in a real situation.

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YO ANY DUDES ON THIS THREAD WHO WANT TO FUCK A WEDDING PARTY MEMBER, READ THIS POST!!!

It was my friend’s wedding in Savannah. I was a bridesmaid. The groom’s brother went up to my room with me, to “put some wine bottles in the fridge”. Then, he did the best thing someone has ever done to me: he helped me take out ever single bobby pin from my updo and then massaged my scalp. . . .

I am not a hookup person. The story that follows was made possible by a combination of extraordinary factors, leading to a story that has become a legend in my circle of friends.

The following story is the most embarrassing moment of my life. Please enjoy.

I had a threesome with the bride and groom a week before their wedding as my wedding gift to them.

[created a burner just to tell this story so please kind people, pull me out of the grays!]

Maybe not the wildest, but perhaps my proudest.

At a co-worker’s wedding in 2011, I went with another co-worker as a platonic date. We ended up sitting at the same table as my brother and his girlfriend, my boss and his girlfriend, and this couple that nobody really knew that had clearly been doing some pregaming. They were last minute invites of one of the…

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Oh, one more: met a super handsome man at a wedding in the middle of London, agreed to share a cab with him on the way out, agreed that we should ditch his other friend who he had earlier agreed to share a cab with. All seemed propitious as we were waiting on the sidewalk for the cab, when an intoxicated stranger…

I got one!

Does it count as a ‘wedding hook up’ story if it was at a wedding where my now wife (then sworn enemy) and I didn’t hate each other anymore, as we had since we were like 14?

Wedding in Israel, on a kibbutz in the middle of nowhere (well, as much as you can be in the middle of nowhere in Israel, it’s a small place). I’m at a singles table of three women and eight men, I’m not feeling particularly interested in any of them, but then one of them remarks to my friend that he works in his…

I don’t want to steal her thunder, since I am decently sure she’s still on Kinja, but I am desperately hoping that one of my bridesmaids shows up to tell the story of hooking up with the best man at our wedding. I will be scrutinizing these replies closely, to say the least. Also for vicarious thrills as an old…

ugh, this is horrible. I am literally making this face on your behalf

This wasn’t “crazy” but it did give me a giggle. My California friend married a guy from the UK so he had a lot of English friends and family in town. I ended up going back to the room with one of the buddies and as we were in bed, nearly naked, obviously headed to bonetown he says, apropos of nothing “I went to…

(I promise this is about sex. Hang in there)

I stayed in a hotel room w two other girls who ended up staying elsewhere to bang some dudes in bow ties and I slept alone in the room by myself and smoke a J while I watched Law and Order reruns at 4am.