HE HATES THESE CANS!

“This happened when they were making The Hobbit. They needed to cast background actors, specifically background hobbits.

Please stop. It’s not his race, it’s the fact that he’s not blonde. Yeah, that’s it. Johnny Storm has to be blonde or else the movie is ruined. Seriously, that’s the problem. It’s hair color, not race. It’s never, ever race. Never.

Casting Michael B. Jordan was the single decision that I’ve liked about this Fantastic 4 reboot. It’s a real shame that this one’s probably going to be so terrible as to sink the franchise again, requiring another reboot in 4 years or so. I wish Jordan would be able to stick around some.

That headline made it sound like there was a club in Boston with really inexpensive prostitutes. But i figured if that was the case the boss would have added the locations to the bus’s GPS already.

He’s term-limited out after this term. Maybe he’ll run for Senate! He’d bring a level of gravitas to the body that we haven’t seen since Al D’Amato.

“We don’t give a shit about this or any of you.”

When kangaroos are hand reared in Australia (they often survive in the pouch when their mothers are hit by cars), they are released when they reach maturity. They are large and powerful animals that can disembowel a person with a single kick. They do not make good pets. FIVE of them?? And she wants to get MORE??

I hope this helps my case for therapy manatees. How could they not cheer me up?

She didn’t say she was raped. Congrats on getting away and being unaffected. Not everyone is so lucky.

He has a variety of infuriating pronunciations, including the Bobby Flay method, as well as my personal (least) favourite “Chai-poe-tull.” Ugh. He was thusly antagonizing me in a restaurant once when our Mexican server scowled and said “your wife is right to be glaring at you.” Big tip for that guy, who understood my…

Did you SERIOUSLY just play the “won’t somebody think of the children” card? Jesus, I thought you were better than that.
This is not overtly sexual in any way. At all. Full stop. They are not doing ANYTHING obviously sexual. Spanking/pinning/some hitting would have obvious and clear sexual tones. Some hitting could…

I like how the dog at the water fountain is all ‘That’s uncivilized. I BATHE IN THERE.’

More power to them, and for those of you who enjoy reading these types of things, knock yourself out, but this sounds like a terrible, terrible book.

There used to be a restaurant in my hometown that had 2-way mirrors in the bathroom, but they were actually funny, albeit a little uncomfortable, but not in a violating way. The difference was that the mirrors were on the outside of the bathroom. Anyone inside the bathroom could see what’s happening in the restaurant…

Are you some kind of PP shill? Or just our usual corporate boot licker?

BONFIRE OF THE MANITIES

“They discriminated against my discrimination!”

“if like most people, you don’t constantly carry around a reusable/ portable water bottle”