I’m not followed by ITD.

How about we trash the wedding tradition that says the woman plans everything while her finace occasionally “bloop bloops in on a flying saucer”?

The only thing I’ve enjoyed about the bouquet toss is the Parting of the Spinsters as nobody really wanted to catch it.

Thiiiiiis is the new bane of my existence on the E train. I haaaaaaaate these guys. I am tempted to begin a “didn’t your momma raise you right?” Campaign to try and get them to sit upright. This is not your living room, broham. Sit. Up.

Best thing my birth thing ever did was to abandon me at a year old. Sure, if I hadn’t annoyed the neighbors with my crying I could have died since she never came back and locked the deadbolt behind her...

but those signs are also part of the campaign. they cover the whole etiquette spectrum

pretty sure there is a sign about putting your stuff on the seats, though it may be too subtle for the above mouthbreathers to fully grasp.

Those are the words I say. “Please do not make the shortest layer any shorter than my chin.” I think I had it at the jawline once and that was okay. But any shorter looks RIDICULOUS with my thick, puffy hair. I used to have that horrible hairstyle in high school, with the blunt layers that look like stairs. No thanks.

NO TAXATION WITHOUT MENSTRUATION

I told my husband I was making mashed cauliflower that was half potatoes/half cauliflower so we could ease into the transition. He reluctantly agreed.

I realized later that I had used all the potatoes and only had cauliflower, so I decided to just not tell him. He HATED it. When he noticed there wasn’t a bag full of…

I always say I want long layers with a few (face) framing pieces, and I want the shortest part of my hair to be able to rest on my shoulder. It always results in something pretty low key.

Sadly, I went with bangs. I’d had them in my youth and they were just normal straight bangs, but with the layered cut it was like the rest of my hair infected the bangs and made them go insane. It was a sad time in my life, but a lesson was learned.

I’m not precious about the length either, so I’m often happy to go to a trainee for my haircut (in the UK I think they apprentice with a salon). I like to reassure them that if they mess up I really won’t care. Plus I get a cheaper haircut!

I’ve had this problem with stylists that don’t get curly hair. If you take 2 inches off when it’s wet, it’s gonna be 4-6 inches shorter when it’s dry. I said one inch, I mean ONE INCH.

About the hair clean and styled... 2 things: 1) my hairdresser once asked me if I could wash my hair the day before and not the same morning. Is that a thing? I use Ellumen... and 2) Styled mean I have 234534890 products in my hair... wouldn’t that compromise the hold of the dye. If you can skip the whole “let’s wash…

Can Millihelen do a guide on how to talk about hair cut features for those of us who have no idea how to articulate what we want? Like, I don’t even know if that question makes sense. I grew up with a hippie mom who did all of our haircuts and then I started cutting my own and just help me, I’m a helpless baby.

I could never be a hair stylist. I’ve witnessed at least a handful of client meltdowns related to expectations versus results. As in, a 40 year old woman thinks that if she gets the same haircut as a supermodel, she’ll also magically get said supermodel’s cheekbones / bone structure / etc.

Re: the dine and dash a hairdo. There was a woman that went and got a weave installed, and she said she had to go to the atm to get cash because she didn’t have any on her. The stylist said it was fine, and asked her to leave her purse behind as a sort of collateral.

Way to willfully miss Torch addressing all of your concerns in the article.