Sarah you are very funny, but you’re wrong. WRONG!

He did do something. He conspired to kidnap and murder a woman.

And...after giving this more thought, the picture just gets sadder.

Have you ever been attacked by someone who’s high out of his mind and/or enraged, is 20% taller than you, outweighs you by 100%, is not there to help build your self-esteem, and really doesn’t give a fuck?

I was this guy’s kryptonite in high school.

I once had a PUA-adherent try to pick me up and when I neg-ed his neg and pointed out that I was literally already fucking one of the band members at the concert we were both at (which was true) and that even if I wasn't, his technique would literally never work, he started drunk crying and telling me how I don’t know…

Now I see that my cat has been reading this, and it all is so obvious. Like when I wake up in the middle of the night to find him lording over me staring with murder in his eyes, I sometimes catch his eye quickly and (like the email) he breaks eye contact like it was an accident and leaps off the bed making a loud…

SoOo this cop will be punished right? Right?! Or was he in fear for his life?

A yuppie and his date came into the bar. It was obviously early in the relationship and he was obviously showing her how urbane he was.

Not all abuse is physical.

Congratulations!

I’ve fantasized about doing stupid things, but never actually did them, so here’s a story of why dogs are the best: My last awful breakup (I was dumped by email, of course) I was looking after my sister’s dog. I cried hysterically in bed for about 5 minutes until the 130 pound dog latched onto my shoulder and…

Discovered my wife of four months (9 years together) was cheating on me. Proceeded to hook up with half of the city I was living in, attended sex parties, got horrifically drunk and then moved to Australia where I divorced her remotely while working on a sheep station with only 3 people within 300 miles to talk to.

ACK I ALMOST FORGOT...

My ex thought it was a good idea to move to another state and hide from child support. Since he had such a consistent history of cheating I thought it would be easy to track him down on Craigslist’s Missed Connections. Someone had to know him because he had penis and it did wander. A lot. He also loved to make sure…

Someone else’s post unearthed this repressed memory: I was talking to an acquaintance who let slip that my ex had cheated on me fairly regularly. We’d been broken up for several months but he had outstanding warrants, so I called the county sheriff’s department with his location.

Got dragged out of a bar by my friend after I got shitfaced and started crying uncontrollably. The cause- “I Wanna Dance With Somebody” came on and I JUST WANTED TO DANCE WITH SOMEBODY WHO LOVES ME.

When I found out my long term boyfriend had a new girlfriend, while we were still living together, I walked to the nearest travel agent and booked a flight to Europe, got an express passport and then quit my job. I was outta there in under two weeks.

My ex cheated on me with his brothers girlfriend. He then had the audacity to ask for his high school lacrosse hoddie back (he was 22 this should have been a warning sign). I burned it at a bonfire, took a picture and put the ashes in a box with the picture.