Ten husbands is 11 too many.

There at real criminals in the world, and they really want to hunt this woman down for making the same mistake 10 times?

JAYA! I FEEL YOU! I got strep foot as a child. STREP. FOOT. It's a thing that can happen. And it's freaking awful.

I have so many feelings about this.

The situation on Hinge at the moment is SO CHILL that no one even sends messages. A very “I’m open to online dating, but won’t actually contact you” kind of thing. (My fragile ego refuses to believe it’s just me.)

So, is Being Chill the new Cool Girl?

I was dumb enough to get in an argument online with a guy who said that because of hysterical feminists, grabbing a woman’s breast and her slapping your hand away was considered sexual assault. When I countered that, um, yes, it absolutely is, he started chortling about how that made 90% of men guilty of sexual…

I have come to the conclusion that men who go out of their way to insist that rape culture doesn’t exist have probably raped someone.

Hear, hear! However, let’s take this one step further. I would go so far to say that WOMEN are a myth. I mean, I’m not a woman. Therefore, are there women? I find this so called “women exist” narrative just doesn’t hold water.

For our honeymoon, my husband and I booked what was advertised as an "oceanfront beach house." The photos featured a lovely little house with a large deck and it's own private beach. We lived several hours away so we couldn't check it out in person in advance, but based on the photos, we thought it seemed like exactly…

My current boyfriend nearly drowned in Costa Rica while honeymooning with his ex-wife. He managed to get caught in a rip tide and was barely able to swim back to shore, where he collapsed from exhaustion. I don't think the ex-wife was around when this happened; apparently the whole beach was deserted, except for a…

After planning a wedding, I did not want to plan an elaborate vacation. We booked a Caribbean cruise, where I could just roll on the boat and have a drink with an umbrella immediately placed in my hand.

My husband and I decided to go to Spain for our honeymoon. We love to eat and we love wine so it seemed like a great idea.

My mom is a travel agent, so when my sister wanted to book a cruise for her honeymoon, she got our mom to book it so they could get the best deal possible during spring break (money was tight as my sister was going back to school).

My "honeymoon" was 2 weeks of my new MIL staying with us and sightseeing since she had never been to the country where we live before. She's lovely but... not super romantic.

But I always comfort myself with the story of my friend's honeymoon. They left for their honeymoon immediately after the wedding, which…

Oh boy. Here we go.

Yay! Finally a topic I have a story for!

My new husband and I stayed in a cute little cabin on the Olympic Peninsula and cooked for ourselves the whole week while exploring the rain forest and local beaches. The very last night, we decided to splurge on a nice dinner out. We got all dolled up and had a drink or two and had a lovely evening. Driving along the…

My honeymoon was on an island in Belize, and halfway through the trip a massive tropical storm hit us. I was scared at the time, but it turned out ok...turns out that being locked in a room with your new husband, three handles of rum, pizza (delivered by boat, since the island was flooded) and unlimited satellite…

My new husband and I were staying in one of the top rated hotels in the entire world in a location where you should be careful about drinking the water. We had this special romantic dinner the night before involving a private chef. It was hella dreamy. But in the middle of the night, I woke up with my belly rumbling.…