A wife abuser who charmingly manipulates others into thinking his wife is the crazy one? Surely not!

Yeah, by all accounts, that relationship was super stable and everyone involved was super satisfied.

Unscientific opinion: at least a year

When I don't wear mascara people ask me if I'm dying of stage 4 cancer, so Uma, I feel yew heavy.

It's not actually clear that he was cat calling her, the real story is unknown. Carolyn Bryant said at trial that he asked her for a date but I think we can all agree that her report is suspect. Some said that he wolf whistled at her, another lynchable crime in the 1950s (1800s, 1910s, 1920s,1930s,1940s,1960s)…

Oh boy, THIS should go over like a lead feather.

Those incubating Praying Mantis demon eggs from the end of a season 1 episode of Buffy are still biding their time for the best time to strike again.

1. All data currently is or was at one time generally available to anyone and discoverable via search engines in a plaintext (unhashed and unencrypted) format and therefore already widely available to those with an intent to defraud or gained unauthorized access to computer systems.

Should I talk about the time my mother accidentally burnt a restaurant down?

Nope. Not ever. Not once. Cis men who dressed up like women and were caught spying, photographing, filming, etc admitted to being, you guessed it, men. Not a single one ever said they were actually trans, just pretending to be, if even that.

"I've given this a great deal of thought (while touching myself)," he added.

This is going to sound weird, gross, & kind of troubling but I swear it's true. My father (Gestapo Leo as we called him) was born in Szentpeterfa, Hungary. After the 56' revolution my uncle got out & after a few years sent for my father. When I was 14 we went to visit (my 3rd time). Everything is pretty old-school…

A booger picked from someone's boyfriend's nose, for $100, and a tragicomically misguided sense of pride and honour. I was 18 and.... not sober.

Lutefisk & hàkarl. Tied for sheer gag factor.

"He's got a nice mom! People with nice moms never do anything bad!"

Space opera is a sub-genre of science fiction. And Star Wars is primarily FANTASY, not SF. Don't let the spaceships and androids fool you. There's not a lot of science to be found anywhere.

Sometimes it helps to look at the same type of scenario with a non-sexual action:

men's stupidity is a trope that is absolutely played up in hollywood.

This is why I don't give a shit about attracting men to feminism. I don't give a flying toss if feminism has a marketing problem. I don't care that you don't feel 'welcomed into the community'. For too long popular feminism has been more concerned with it's image and "collecting members" than real action.