last year I used an app to track my cycle to prevent pregnany. Right now I'm literally sitting her on a yoga ball bouncing the baby to sleep that that method got me.

Getting a baby is a pretty efficient birth control method. You're far too tired to even have sex anymore..

My boyfriend and I keep running into Sebastian Bach. It's embarrassing because I used to have an insane crush on him when I was a kid and the boyfriend is threatening to let that cat out of the bag the next time we spot him.

But what kind of sandwich?

I bet there's a "Your Most Insane Fan Encounters" thread on the secret celebrity internet where they share their most embarrassing encounters, and everybody's commiserating with Mr T over this.

A friend of mine recently interviewed Alan Cumming. Apparently he is every bit as charming and delightful as you would hope.

Vince Vaughn lived across the street from my cousins, and according to my male cousins had a big crush on one of their sisters. Since he seems to have a habit of following women into bathrooms, I'd like to clarify that as far as I know, he never did that to my cousin.

I've kissed Dustin Hoffman.

1. When I was about 12 or so, I met Cindy Crawford at Silvercup Studios. She was incredibly beautiful and wearing a red gown. I hid behind my father because I was too stunned to say anything.

I, for one, think that fact that you are friends with Claudia Christian is by far the most exciting part of this story.

I've run into a few celebs here and there during my career. Had the pleasure of setting channels during one of the Grammys for the dressing rooms of Sir Paul McCartney (who's handlers are insanely skittish for somebody so chill,) Bruce Springsteen (totally interrupted him while he was playing guitar for his wife and…

I was wandering the streets of New York alone, waiting for the boyfriend I was visiting to get off work. I was in a pissy mood, my feet hurt, and I'd been alone all day, and I was fucking over being surrounded by people, so I ducked down a side street behind a bunch of theaters in that part of the Broadway area. I…

One time I asked Kylie Jenner if she was going to use all those chairs at Urth Cafe. She was, and she did. Jack Osbourne and Queen Latifah were also there at the same time. I was living in an US Weekly.

I was waiting tables in college at an Italian place and got to wait on David Letterman. My nickname at the restaurant was "I'mSorry," if that tells you anything. I was always running into people, or they would run into me, then I would say, "oh, I'm sorry!" It was pretty much my go-to phrase (I think I'm over it…

I used to work at a preschool in Los Angeles and on Fridays, everyone would meet at a playground in Griffith Park and we would conduct our day there. Circle time, songs, snack and a hike. On a Friday a few years ago, we had just about finished up our pre-hike bathroom run one day and were taking up quite a bit of…

Vince Vaughn went to my high school. He would come back like once a year or something for whatever reason but as everyone was gathering around the guy I went to the bathroom. After finishing up and washing my hands, lo and behold he walks in. He tried to chat me up and was a bit forward in his manner and luckily I…

This is not insane.
This was completely awesome.
My sister got Andrew W.K. to officiate her wedding.

I slapped Garth Brooks in the face when I was five.

Mine's not very exciting. When I was studying abroad in Paris, my art history class took a trip to the musee d'orsay. We were in a room with Vincent Van Gogh paintings when in walks Goldie Hawn surrounded by her troop of bored looking children. Goldie Hawn was very impressed with Van Gogh for what it's worth, I saw…

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