male tearsssssss :'( :'( :'(

Only took two minutes for someone to pop in with "BUT WHAT ABOUT TEH MENZ".

Saying that woman who likes to go out and have sex (which is what I assume she means when she says "be naughty") in any way deserve to be raped is as stupid as saying that anyone who likes to go shopping and spend a lot of money deserves to be robbed.

Holy shit, you're right. :/ Poor guy. Hope his second wife is less silly.

2) "One time, a guy tried to make me show him pictures of my [imaginary] boyfriend on my phone to prove my [imaginary] boyfriend was real. That is crazy and not a thing you should do."

Alternately: buy her a drink (that the staff hands her), wave at her from across the bar, then immediately leave for the rest of the night. You won't end up meeting her, but it's a nice gesture*.

Ummmm......I still have a proton pack.

Wasn't that already a movie called "Horrible Bosses" starring Jennifer Aniston?

yes please

What is next?

Hot Take:

Give them extra turns at Candy Crush, most likely.

Important question — Should I get that tattoo?

My mother is a horror show but I invited her dress shopping because she was in town for the weekend and I figured it was just a day…what could go wrong. Anyway, it wasn't too bad until we got to a dress she loved and I was "meh." Then they brought out another dress and it was "THE ONE". I loved it. It loved me.…

Awww that's really sweet. I wouldn't have found that intrusive. One of my best friends went by herself and bought her wedding dress right off the rack. She said it was the best decision she could have made.

I wore my mom's dress. As she handed over the box to me, she said, "I'm sure you will have to take it in A LOT. I was very chunky in 1968." Cut to me trying on the dress a few weeks later at the alteration place. Dress fit me like a glove. That was like delayed shade.

In my experience, if you bring a group of people, and you listen to all of their most honest opinions, you'll be dress shopping for days before finding something that everyone agrees on.

I bought my wedding dress in a city where none of my friends or relatives lived because we had just moved when we decided to get married. I went shopping alone. I thought it was going to be sad but it was nice, I could really chose what I liked the most. When I was trying on my favorite dress the mother of another…

I totally agree with you. I had to admit I had a lot more latitude custom-designing my groom's outfit than my own. And I have to says his outfit looked far better than mine *sigh*

Obviously the steak fajitas had not been grilled enough. The longer you grill them, the more tender they become. Look it up.