Now he will write books about divorce.

Because the wife was standing between him and the girl he should've married but let go so she could follow her dream of being an astronaut.

It's probably because he or his wife weren't on the verge of death (which would heighten the emotions of their romance to ridiculous levels) .

There was NPH bloody peen in there for sure. But I didn't like it.

I think a 30 year old getting an allowance from their parents takes them pretty much out of my "sexy" column.

Did Princeton Mom's kid rape somebody? I mean, seriously, is that why she's so desperately trying to downgrade rape to a playground bullying incident?

A woman did it first.

My wife's favorite response to a maintenance sex request. "Can I just spread my legs and lie here while you do your thing? Also, if I fall asleep during it, and you come somewhere weird on me, try to clean me up a little in case the kids come in to the room before I wake up."

Sex twice a week? Are these people newlyweds? What a novel concept. Try being married for 20 years and see how often that magic moment happens. Once you hit about 40 or so, your idea of a great time is 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep.

Being married to someone with a vastly different sex drive can be extremely difficult. In my case, my husband has a normal sex drive and mine has been completely destroyed by anti-depressant use. It's just... gone... and switching meds never brought it back. In addition I have vaginismus so sex is also painful…

Beyonce articles.

To fix my termite problem I burned my house to the ground.

"She asked if she could stay here."

My spanish is rusty but I think olvidar = forget - Neither forgive, nor forget.

I... I feel like cream cheese on a pizza wouldn't be the worst idea. I don't know how to go about testing this without potentially wasting an entire pizza and the hours it would take to prep one at home, but now I'm curious.

The meaning of the sign:

Keshia Knight Pulliam was just on the Today show and spoke about not reaching out to Bill Cosby and a little about the scandal:

What the hell?! I mean WHAT THE HELL? This dude is scum. If I was the woman I would tell his wife everything!! This poor woman is going off to visit family and her crappy husband is wining and dining some other woman? Some woman that he basically trapped on Craigslist?! Ugh some men suck such balls....I can't…

Cats would never do this to anyone— they just don't have the attention span. This is why I will marry my cat and live happily ever after.

"Because men aren't afraid of the real temperature. Women want to pretend that it's 30 degrees when it's actually in the 50s."