I also wanted to mention Something's Gotta Give and how that movie was such a big deal because it blasted the whole problem with this double standard. Jack Nicholson hooking up with Amanda Peet was part of the "norm" in their world but the idea of Keanu Reeves lusting after Diane Keaton was so absurd that even her…

Meryl Streep's latest role on screen is literally playing a hag witch, I mean, this dude is so out of touch. GRANTED, it is Into The Woods, but seriously? Not tomato-tomahto. Tomato-pin cushion.

Why is spring?

You can either pay the workers more or you can pay them more via welfare taxes. either way, its still coming out of you pocket.

The Conservative media will never be happy. Obama could give everyone in America a puppy and they'd say it was an act of aggression because some people are allergic.

Uterine Drip Pan.

For me, it was three weeks ago when I said fuck it, I need a positive change in my life. My mental health was damaged, and people were dragging me down.

I don't have a great quitting story. yet.

The first thing I ever quit was cheerleading in grade 10. My commitment to cheering waned considerably after football because I had gotten a part time job and, frankly, the cheer uniforms for basketball were a hideous mustard polyester abomination. The faculty advisor for cheerleading was explaining the importance…

"Oh, Mr. DiCaprio, my mom really loved your movie Titanic! Can I get your autograph for her? She'll just die!"

LOVENR.

Totes an anagram, you guise!

I honestly just feel sorry for this woman, because she's lost something beautiful, but she's too limited to ever really know it.

MRAs expect womenz to troll their sites the way they troll this one. They're under the delusion that the womenz actually want their attention, the way MRA trolls desperately try to get the attention of the womenz here.

This is the most cocaine of all cocaine stories. I love it.

Yeah, he was. I ended up being his actual girlfriend for a month after this incident, and dumped him for someone else on Valentine's day. I used to be kind of a dick.

Now I'm just imagining someone high on coke yelling "let's make some fucking sandwiches!"

For me, it's a tossup between Times Square in open toe heels or a fivesome without condoms.

I stand by the fact that this wasn't so bad, but it was funny, and it did get me kicked out of a big gala/party.

Tried cocaine for the first (and last) time in a stranger's bedroom and ended up helping the caterer make a bunch of sandwiches. At a party I wasn't invited to.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Attempted to lose my virginity w/ some liquid courage, actually just vomited on myself while naked and crying.