thesporkgirl
thesporkgirl
thesporkgirl

"Had a baby."

omg, this. This is the primary reason why the MRA backlash makes *no* sense to me. If you truly believe your balls need more room to breathe, and therefore you are biologically unable to observe normal seated etiquette, well, then stand up already! Like any really big ballsy person. Tower over others. Sway a bit,…

because they were men, manly men!

You have multiple friends who would rather blow a stranger than to pony up what would probably be $20-25 dollars in gas money? Maybe you should ask your friends first. And tell them they're worth more than $20 bucks. $40 at least.

All he says is he wants someone he's attracted to

LOL. I better mark my calendar— come back in 2015 to celebrate the anniversary of the Day I Changed Someone's Mind on the Internet.

Thanks!

it's creepy to me bc whoever takes him up on this offer may be poor/working class and need a free ride. the whole way his fantasy's set up is just not fair to me.

Wanting oral sex != advertising for oral sex from a white, non-professional stranger in the guise of offering a ride.

But not someone who solicits blowjobs on Craigslist?

but he's also being partially dishonest - because I'm just sure he'd be thrilled with my 50+ yr old ass taking him up on his 'offer'. he's looking for his magic pixie girl - 20-something, cute, skinny (probably blonde), caucasian. No fatties need apply.

Only if you think sex as a transaction is bad to begin with.

No. It's creepy to want to use a car trip as currency for a transactional blowjob though.

I think we might disagree here. To use an extreme example if someone came up to you and said "Hey, want to go back to my parent's basement where I can fuck you while they watch and critique my peformance" then that would be creepy despite their honesty.

I know - like, what IS a creep then? Haha.

Well, actually he's being honest about shoving down your throat.

What really sold me was his brand new car. And the fact that he's such a safe driver.

Be prepared for the longest and happiest of your friends' marriages, lol.

My Grandma got me liquor and a flask. She knows perfectly well that I'd consume it that night. And I did.....