thesporkgirl
thesporkgirl
thesporkgirl

I recently read "A Billionaire Dinosaur Turned Me Gay" on kindle unlimited, and the same author (Hunter Fox, lul) has written a ton of short stories riddled with spelling errors about various mythical creatures turning the main character gay. I would rather give a 5 hour reading of those, one after the other, in front

Adnan killed her. I am honestly baffled by the number of people that have a hard time believing this.

WHAT? No. Elizabeth is the WORST and she cries after orgasm. Jessica felt totally guilty after sleeping with Todd* and wound up in an abusive relationship and Elizabeth didn't even care because she's a stupid petty bitch and I hate her.

I'm looking forward to my next interaction with the office dick because he finally, FINALLY! fucked up royally, costing the company shit fucking tons of money and effort, and I got to save the day, and it's WAY out in the open that this was the case.

No, no, that was a good line. Descriptive without being porno, I give it an 8.5. :-D

OH GIRL HE IS SO PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE OMG

You missed the best option: Sabotage their ass. Make them look incompetent in front of people, and never ever EVER own up to making this happen. It's a total dick move, but sometimes you have to go nuclear. I had a woman who was throwing about 5 of us under the bus. I made her look like an incompetent fool on so many

I wouldn't normally say this, because of the pervasiveness of the prison-industrial complex, but plant drugs on his shit. Seriously. Because fuck this guy.

When my workplace dick is a dick (at least everybody knows he's a dick and has multiple complaints made against him) I just shut the fuck up and glare. I will most often ignore whatever it was he was telling me to do and just bounce. I will not speak to him. I will give him crazy dead face.

He has apologized to me

If I don't work with a dick, am I the dick?

I had that. She wouldn't make eye contact with me, told me I was being a big ol' baby, and then stomped out of the room after two minutes and started crying.

what about this??

I once worked with a guy who was pretty much a dick to everybody except his one friend (who was a bitch; birds of a feather are fuckholes together, I guess), but seemed to reserve the worst of his assholery for the new girl, i.e. me. Once I was putting something away in the file room and he walked in and startled me.

Did the woman provide written consent for the man to ejaculate in the first place?

Didn't someone once say that he who is wisest is him who admits he knows nothing? I've found, equally paradoxically, that, as a white person, I may contribute less to the system of racism the more I recognize just how racist I truly am.

Not talk about it. You can just do the right thing without telling everyone. That's not only for issues of racism, it's also just a general rule. You shouldn't need positive reinforcement for being a decent person. Just be one.

Paper..............bah, humbug.

It is the portrait of a man I do not know.

Whoopi is a friend's aunt and he DESPISES her. Every time she's brought up he gets v angry and starts muttering about how much of a bitch she is.

I love how, in the first clip, Beverly not-so-subtly side-eyes Whoopi as she explains how courageous these women have been in coming out and telling their stories. Side-eye away, Beverly! Whoopi is...just...awful.