Yup.

the lying and the weak sense of self? the fabricated victimhood...

she obviously has borderline personality disorder.

free tip: “hey, do you like tacos?” is the best pickup line. person will say yes, unless they are a monster, then you suggest a great little taco place you know, and boom, you are on a date.

booooooooo. shame on you.

if you have a positive pregnancy test, just about everything you own will be covered in pee 9 months from then, so why not get used to it now.

Ask someone who understands surveys and statistics. This is a good methodology. Go ask around.

it’s such an insanely privileged position, to think being told you can’t be cruel to srangers is censorship. there are still places in the world where protesting government is a death sentence. that’s free speech. “your fat” is not what free speech is for.

if everyone gets 10, and the sex-offerer gets 10 but wants 11, yes, immediately after they get 11, the prior people have been denied equal aid.

i think about every white male boss i ever had and i have to wonder; this was REALLY the best guy they could get for this? him? really?

but they make a cute coat, though.

surely you can see why people care more about a racist teacher than a racist plumber, right?

i had no idea Legally Blonde was a pun on “legally blind” until like, 2 months ago.

can we please talk about why male emotional responses are appropriate, but not female ones?

incorrect. Mitchum for women.

incorrect. Mitchum for women.

Y’all will want to vacate a 3-block radius around me whenever mine does.

Is there a secure photo-sharing site with good editing tools?

I had a male friend visiting and he hopped on my computer to check AIM or ICQ, I forget which. Yay 90s!! I took a little sneaky peek and left the room. When he emerged I asked “so who was thaaat” and he said it was a girl from another college, psych major, blah blahblah and I interrupt- “I know! [screenname], that’s…

is it censorship? is every person entitled to the paying musical job of their dreams?

don’t change it, the post is so much funnier this way.