I'd rather not see orthodox women walk behind their husbands, but it's not really my call and neither is this.

Right, when did everyone grow up and have their hearts die?

This is among the least offensive sights on a typical day at a Staten Island mall.

A better Human Torch than Chris Evans. Can’t wait for him and Cap to meet.

with respect; go fuck yourself, Lt. Lynch.

because the police can’t rearrange her or his class schedule or dorm assignments.

“proven innocent” is incorrect, so it is in quotation marks to indicate that no such category exists. and the NYPD can exonerate nobody.

just because it was no biggie to you doesn’t mean...

mall floors are just gnarly, though. i worry about her hands and knees.

chiPAHtlee?

at what point in writing these recaps do you wonder “what am I doing with my life? I have a university degree.”

ME TOO!

in the story, yes. in the real world, anyone who thinks of themselves as Alpha is nothing but a sad, useless, desperate-for-validation crybaby.

bring me all the Betas.

i’m kind of ok with this?

tell HR that the EEOC released a ruling that if they provide maternity leave, they have to provide paternity leave as well. if they’re calling it something else they might get around it, but as of right now, the EEOC has ruled it has to be equal.

mom cats move their kittens after they are born, and sometimes get confused or scared and forget about them. especially if there is construction in the area, they might get freaked out and not know where to hide them, or where they left them. unless they were in a box, it’s at least possible it wasn’t shitbag humans.

Hahahahaha best mom.

who even sits like that in their living room?

the newest trend is manspreading + leaning forward. so you take up 1.5 seats laterally, and also 2 people-spots depth-wise. i assume all these men want to smell all the crotches, because that’s where they are shoving their noses.