thesporkgirl
thesporkgirl
thesporkgirl

i have had that exact situation except no curl, so imagine, straw-straight blunt terraces of hair. like an Aztec pyramid around mah face, starting at eye-level. not bangs though.

they give me side-eye when i say “i’m not precious about the length” but i really mean it!

i want like layers, but not like, a lot of layers? why do you want to start layers at my cheekbones, who looks better like that? how does one describe the middle ground between feathered around my face starting at my ears and Wednesday-Addams no-layers blunt cut.

no one asked you.

so the last one i did, the owner’s husband was training 2 people using mt nails as an example (probably an example of how to make horrible beat-up nails look decent). what should i have done, tip all 3 of them?

in their minds it does; and sadly in public opinion as well, often times.

worst. review. ever.

laughing is many womens’ go-to response, though. from nervousness, or to preserve a light atmosphere to protect male ego, and many males see it as deeply ego-wounding (and therefore justifying the exact response laughter is attempting to stave off). i think reacting with disgust would be more appropriate. it’s not

didn’t a girl get shot for laughing at a dude’s PUA advance, just like, last year?

or your current boyfriend had written it in high school?

what would you do if you found your son, or your little brother, had written this?

this just reminds me of the pro-life halloween scary houses. exploiting a narrative that rings true enough and preys on parents’ fears to reinforce the status-quo.

Lol

did you have a stroke? what happened? what are you doing??

Good.

so stacey dash thinks the 55 year old white men at fox news who do nothing and make 3 times what she makes, are better than her?

Cigars & Stripes owner/lunatic - if your bar is funhouse-themed - HANG A FUNHOUSE MIRROR IN YOUR BATHROOM. one that makes people look squiggly and distorted. two-way mirrors are not on-theme, that is not a thing. replace it, on halloween, with your spooky scary sight-gag, if you must. but if you want a funhouse theme

a person could go in an lie in wait, or set up recording equipment and leave it there, or any number of ways that the door being accessed only from inside the bathroom is still a problem.

or “disproportionally imprison our fathers”

“I’m afraid that I’m not going to be able to find a job because of my own stupidity.”