bring me all the Betas.

i’m kind of ok with this?

tell HR that the EEOC released a ruling that if they provide maternity leave, they have to provide paternity leave as well. if they’re calling it something else they might get around it, but as of right now, the EEOC has ruled it has to be equal.

mom cats move their kittens after they are born, and sometimes get confused or scared and forget about them. especially if there is construction in the area, they might get freaked out and not know where to hide them, or where they left them. unless they were in a box, it’s at least possible it wasn’t shitbag humans.

Hahahahaha best mom.

who even sits like that in their living room?

the newest trend is manspreading + leaning forward. so you take up 1.5 seats laterally, and also 2 people-spots depth-wise. i assume all these men want to smell all the crotches, because that’s where they are shoving their noses.

i have had that exact situation except no curl, so imagine, straw-straight blunt terraces of hair. like an Aztec pyramid around mah face, starting at eye-level. not bangs though.

they give me side-eye when i say “i’m not precious about the length” but i really mean it!

i want like layers, but not like, a lot of layers? why do you want to start layers at my cheekbones, who looks better like that? how does one describe the middle ground between feathered around my face starting at my ears and Wednesday-Addams no-layers blunt cut.

no one asked you.

so the last one i did, the owner’s husband was training 2 people using mt nails as an example (probably an example of how to make horrible beat-up nails look decent). what should i have done, tip all 3 of them?

in their minds it does; and sadly in public opinion as well, often times.

worst. review. ever.

laughing is many womens’ go-to response, though. from nervousness, or to preserve a light atmosphere to protect male ego, and many males see it as deeply ego-wounding (and therefore justifying the exact response laughter is attempting to stave off). i think reacting with disgust would be more appropriate. it’s not…

didn’t a girl get shot for laughing at a dude’s PUA advance, just like, last year?

or your current boyfriend had written it in high school?

what would you do if you found your son, or your little brother, had written this?

this just reminds me of the pro-life halloween scary houses. exploiting a narrative that rings true enough and preys on parents’ fears to reinforce the status-quo.

Lol